I've always thought of them as shitelamps
teh kids say otherwise, as I'm sure his bank account will testify to.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

plus
he likes to look after his mammy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Sadly he managed to capture the pathetically limited imaginations
of an entire generations of incredibly stupid cunts with his regurtitated take on a variety of classic tunes and some truly awful lyrics which tried to sound deep but in reality where just very, very bad, sub sixth form poetry.

He is one of a number of people who could be safely killed without any loss to the world at all.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:45, Reply)

D:
but who would look after his mammy?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Given that she sired two such total cunts
I don't really care. I'm sure she can look after herself.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:53, Reply)

maybe if she was a man / pedant alert
birthed yes ..... unless you have a story for the news of teh world
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Meh. I'd care more if you had massive pert 17 year old breasts I could pander too.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:10, Reply)

well as you ask
i am the comedy account for VC

Just gaz me and I can send you pictures of my bumhole if you like

:)
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I'd prefer it if you could gaz me
pictures of your amazing lesbian acts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Gasps
Shocked and appalled of Norf Lahndon
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:24, Reply)

look guys
i'm moving there soon to move in with my internet boyfriend
i think that we should all get along
huggles and sweetness

i have totally loads of homework to do so we can speak later ok??
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Only if you fall over a dog three times

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:36, Reply)

you fucking bitch you've always been against my internet relationship
i hope you get spayed by accident at work tomorrow – that’ll teach ya
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:51, Reply)

That would be a little difficult to do
but quite handy considering I don't want any smaller versions of me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:07, Reply)

not even little rory/beckyletters
*cries into pillow*

edit/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:20, Reply)

shudders
What kind of evil hybrid are you trying to create?

BITE IT BITCH, BITE IT HARD
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:21, Reply)

some kind of autistic godzilla
with super powers of being annoying on the internet and stuff like that

c'mon you know it makes total sense

just for scientific purposes and all that

please send me a picture of your bumhole
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:30, Reply)

OMG, that's almost worth you chucking your muck up me for
You free Friday night?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:41, Reply)

totally
For convenience sake lets go for O’Neills in Muswell Hill

I won’t post on calendar / as clearly it’s a secret bash and we can

talk about all the other wankers on here

**excites**

**excrements**
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:53, Reply)

See you there

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:58, Reply)

WHAT TIME SHOULD WE MEET
We can have a B4sh corner and stuff,
please act normally as I don't want a lifetime banning order from the place.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 23:12, Reply)