Yeh, yeh, fuck off to /links etc.
But this is more worthy of OT humour - whilst doing a little research, I happened upon this gem, but it's only funny if you have the sound on too.
Yes, perhaps the title of the song is relevant, but the perkiness of the version here is a little out of synch with the content of the site, especially when viewing the last picture...

Question: erm, where did you last stick your finger?
( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:41, 85 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have sound on, but hear no music :(
For all the slating it god, I rather enjoyed Gus Van Sant's 'Elephant'.

Erm...I'd rather not say
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Is that because your finger is still there now?

( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Haha no
smells a bit though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:53, Reply)

AL! MOAR WASHING!

( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I would do, but I'm hoping to hang on to the smell til I ride the choobz in the morning so I can get a seat
wafting usually works a treat,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:59, Reply)

I think her fingers been up berts bottom

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Close, but no cigar

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:01, Reply)

It's been up Monica Lewinskis minge?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Can't a girl scratch her arse and tell the internet about it in peace?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:06, Reply)

I like scratching my bottom

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:10, Reply)

You're not a girl though, you don't count

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:16, Reply)

you should label that NSFW, buddy

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Really?
Why?
( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:46, Reply)

because there is a picture of two bloody dead bodies at the bottom of the page

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:48, Reply)

MTFU

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:54, Reply)

it has nowt to do with it
you'd label a link as NSFW if it were a shit covered cock, why not this?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Would I?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 21:58, Reply)

It is pretty NSFW to be fair.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:00, Reply)

phuket thailand

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:01, Reply)

stalemate

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:02, Reply)

I think I would label it NSFW if there were cocks.
But one has to scroll a long way to get to the dead people.
It is, quite clearly, a site about death.
( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:02, Reply)

how rare
that site owner doesn't like zionists / jews.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Extraordinary!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:06, Reply)

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET THE FUCKING SOUND WORKING?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:09, Reply)

OH GOD I'M DEAF

( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:10, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Turn on your speakers
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha, I should be on the stage!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:11, Reply)

You can warm up for Piston

( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:13, Reply)

I warm up for no one
I am the MAIN ATTRACTION!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:14, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
Oh yeah
(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Stop flirting with DiT's wife

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Don't use Firefox.
At least, it worked for me once I'd got over the horror and loaded IE.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Oh, didn't think of that
shambles off. Stupid websites not working in firefox.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Myspace doesn't work in firefox

(Bazongaloid, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Then you'll just have to stalk 14-year-old emo girls in a different browser.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:24, Reply)

browser skirt
( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:26, Reply)

skirt lucky blue rape outfit
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:35, Reply)

yes it does

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:57, Reply)

I LAST STUCK MY FINGER IN MY EAR, IT'S QUITE HOT

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Damn straight.
I love your ears.
( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:25, Reply)

they've got pretty jewelry
quite bothersome when HAIR becomes involved
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Your finger or your ear
Panders. ONLINE
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:27, Reply)

YOUR finger
*sweats*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:29, Reply)

That would be hot if it made sense
alas, you fail.

No pandertron for you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:32, Reply)

BECKY
ugh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:34, Reply)

No need for sex noises

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:38, Reply)

there is always a need for that

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Kristine
I'm shocked
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:40, Reply)

how incredibly unlikely

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:41, Reply)

I thought you were a good girl

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:43, Reply)

*squelches*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:40, Reply)

DiT, lowering the tone of every thread since 1998

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:46, Reply)

*fanny farts*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:48, Reply)

The rumours are true then...

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:54, Reply)

althegeordie is a terrible cad.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:27, Reply)

DiT is a massive ham

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:29, Reply)

becky's a massive jam jar.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:30, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I like that. It's no vectortits, but it's good.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:31, Reply)

A veritable blackguard.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:30, Reply)

RACIST

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Yay!

( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:31, Reply)

Golly!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:33, Reply)

How's your ring?

( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Shiny still, and it feels weird on my finger.
Also, it is getting some funny marks on it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:35, Reply)

It looks lovely.

( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Shiny?
Might want to get that looked at by a professional
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Darkie!
No, wait...

EDIT - I blame Clendrix's influence.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:31, Reply)

How beastly.

( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:32, Reply)

a licentious rake

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:33, Reply)

Flim Flam's a Wife beater

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:33, Reply)

No, no, I just walked in to a door.
Repeatedly. With my face.

I shall be safe when she leaves me for al.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:34, Reply)

You mean there's another way to open doors?
Friday should be fun then ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:39, Reply)

:(
I won't be there. This makes me sad.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Flim Flam will though
so it's all OK.
( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:43, Reply)

SHOCKING HOW QUICKLY I AM FORGOTTEN
/hams
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Well she is prettier than you
/ac
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:46, Reply)

OH EM GEE
Where's my nearest burger king?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Further than you think

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:55, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAA
Flim Flam + alcohol will though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:44, Reply)

So I hear,
but if Tightly was my wife I'd beat him too.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:34, Reply)

+ off

( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:35, Reply)

It's the only language he understands.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:39, Reply)

NOT TRUE
I also have a smattering of French.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:41, Reply)

votre maman

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Ah, croissant, cafe au lait, Eiffel Tower
SURRENDER
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 22:44, Reply)