Just saw this on /talk.
Nearly ruptured myself laughing.

Dead Baby:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm

EDIT: It's not really a dead baby, it's ok to laugh.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 10:06, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You'd laugh anyway.

( thealternativefact, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 10:12, Reply)

This is entirely true.

( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 10:12, Reply)

This is B3ta
We all would.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 10:32, Reply)

'Merseyside police told the local community
to 'stop grieving, it's only a chicken'

Pmsl :D
( spesh., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 10:24, Reply)

quite possibly
the greatest thing I have heard all day!
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)

What untypical behaviour
for the people of Liverpool, to be wracked, nay consumed with grief about something that has no fucking impact on their lives whatsoever.

I remember that story when it was first posted in 2005, and I thought the same then too. Selfless, cold and composed... that's me.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I remember that happening
Oscar Wilde said something clever about people who were prone to outpourings of sympathy at the drop of a hat, something about them being useless cunts I think.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 10:48, Reply)

We were actually stricken with chicken grief.
We are all heart in the 'Pool.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Poor Boomer.
Taken from us so young.
( Cawl, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:05, Reply)

"RIP Boomer, lad...
You'd front anyone, and you always had a line for your mates. Shine on you crazy diamond. The lads."

^ This is the standard tribute left at the seen (EDIT: THE SCENE!! Jesus.) of gang-shootings, or in the obituaries in the local paper after a gang-shooting.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)