I've got one for the fail archive
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post512684
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's funny how the people who have contributed the least
and have been the least amusing posters here are the ones that complain the most, isn't it?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:01, Reply)

I've been a QOTW winner.
With TRUE stories.

Who's complaining anyway?

I'm giving the pathetic liars, pathetic dullards, pathetic attention seekers and plain pathetic QOTW posters a chance to finally give some amusement.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Me too
I'd offer a high-five, but I hardly know you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Well you would say that, wouldn't you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)

*cough cough*
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:09, Reply)

I'm REALLY impressed

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:10, Reply)

damn recursion!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:17, Reply)