Oooh, harsh.
What have I ever done to you?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

nothing
I'm just mighty bored today - i need work relief
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 13:59, Reply)

have a wank

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I don't even know who you are
I suspect you're a disgruntled scotsman given your post about Stirling Bridge. You should really get over that, things have moved on a lot since then.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:03, Reply)

disgruntled?
me? never?


walks away grumbling about "Bloody English"
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

You refuse to have sex with me.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:02, Reply)

You never asked!?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:03, Reply)

You should have known.
You know how irrisistable you are.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:05, Reply)

It's true
but I thought you were batting for the other team at the time. I didn't think my powers worked on lez-beens.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I haven't batted for the other side for years now.
In fact I'm not sure I even remember how to hold the bat.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Gently
betwixt thumb and forefinger.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)

You'll have to show me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:12, Reply)

I was never much cop
Let's get the afternoon filth going again BGB!
Sorry. I need to calm down and eat Cornflakes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 14:29, Reply)