Are you embarrassing when drunk?
Do you steal copies of Metro from other passengers on the train home while they're standing stowing luggage? And maybe you're so impressed with the size of your feet you decide to compare them with the man next to you on the tube, very loudly, but 'secretly'. And perhaps you too have an understanding girlfriend. Share your embarrassment with me before he gets himself arrested or falls asleep.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 22:48, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Take a photo of him
when he's asleep.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 23:06, Reply)

surrounded by satsuma's

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Try and poke some down his trousers
and also put some stockings on him, or at the least sock suspenders.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 23:13, Reply)

I'm fucking terrible,

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 23:21, Reply)

I'm an abomination
I get louder. And I sing. All the way home. Even if I'm alone, eating bhajis and chips. And tonight I couldn't be arsed going to my best mate's house, so we sat on the phone to each other for two hours drinking wine. And I got bitten on the tit by my cat. And I want to textually interface mah mayn but I'll prob pass out before then. Imagine if this was your daughter...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Yeah,
I post "My life is a fuckup" messages on b3ta and Facefuck!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 4:56, Reply)

I talk more slowly
which means that the drunker I get, the more RP I get.

I also have a tendency to sing the theme to Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:36, Reply)