2 things
1. True Blood is fucking fangtastic (having just spent the bank holiday watching 1.5 seasons) and 2. I havent used Facebook in a month so i "deactivated" my account. I can heartily recommend doing both.

What did you think about during your last wank?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:26, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Funnily enough it was a naked man.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Oh
why didn't you think about me?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:32, Reply)

who says
it wasnt you? Unless youre a laydee
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:40, Reply)

She used the term man and naked
those two words have never been used to describe me.

Naked, certainly on occasion, but usually coupled with "blob", "lard arse" or "again in my garden you FUCKING PERVERT GET OUT OF HERE I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:45, Reply)

*sets Al's fat wobbling*
Nurse, cancel my 1 o clock.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:47, Reply)

nice reference ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Quite obvious.
YM.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:55, Reply)

I watched the first 4 or 5 episodes of True Blood
And found it dull. Mind you I also didn't care for Arrested Development or Six Feet Under so clearly I'm not normal.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:56, Reply)

you
need help
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Or a wank.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I didn't care for six feet under
but arrested development is awesome so I now hate you.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I thought six feet under was good
until they stopped one of the main characters being involved with the druggie nympho and got him to knock up a whingy annoying bitch.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 10:23, Reply)

I thought that main character
got head cancer?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 10:42, Reply)

yeah
mainly through having to put up with that annoying bitch he knocked up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I can never watch Arrested Development
due to my entirely rational hatred of the ghastly hip-pop act of the same name. CUNTS, I tell you, CUNTS, THELORROVEM.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Oh yeah... Mum likes that.
And I can see why I'd like it too- Anna Paquin is utterly gorgeous.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:19, Reply)