THIS.
Failing to come for half an hour while receiving a hand job? Also not funny.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's not his fault your massive pert 17 year old heaving oiled breasts and limp wristed manual action
aren't enough to make him want to spaff his batter.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Ok, lets clear some things up here...
1) I'm almost 19.
2) I wish my breasts were massive.
3) I'll have you know, I'm rather good at handjobs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:56, Reply)

1) Fair enough
2) I'm not psychochomp, so no comment
3) sadly, all the evidence so far points to the contrary.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I wasn't looking for comment.
Not true! He actually told me he did it on purpose just to piss me off. When it suited him, he could come faster than a virgin on the set of a porn film.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:07, Reply)

He told you that
but the reality was that he was feeling horny earlier in the day and elected to have a wank by himself.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)