I've got the whole weekend off
Yes, that's right, the WHOLE weekend, for the first time since.... I can't even remember.

I'm going to spend my new-found spare time skidoo-ing with Jeffrey from Rainbow and buttering the backside of Aldous Huxley.

EDIT I'll probably be crying alone in my flat, wearing soiled pants

Double EDIT Darn it, I've just realied that you're Kaol, so you probably can't even see this. I miss you Kaol, I miss you and your lovely, lovely face.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

@Kaol
Just in case you have Bert on ignore, he misses your lovely, lovey face.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)

In the unlikely event that he does have bert on ignore
he won't see your reply either.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)

He's ignoring me
because we lost that loving feeling
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)

He can't see replies to my posts either silly
you'd have to post directly to his thread
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)

To be honest I don't care if he has you on ignore or not.
I was just trying to be funny.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)

You succeeded
but only because you're you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:44, Reply)

I wish you lived nearer Bert.
I think you'd be man enough for me.


Although I'm not sure about getting Becky's sloppy seconds.
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Strike the last comment from the record
as far as we're both concerned the incident never happened.

Point me in the right direction, I'll wander over, rigid and ready, impaling anybody who stands between us.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Of course he does.

( Cawl, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)