He had his hair cut and finally women could see his face.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

pretty much what BGB said
Yep, I've managed to trick a lady into spending time with. I just need to make sure she never gets to know me properly or the jig will be well and truly up.
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Hasn't worked for me :(

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Shave the back of your head
and draw a handsome face on it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Then I could stand between two mirrors
and pretend I was getting a reach-around from a beautiful stranger.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Ha!
That may well be the sexiest thing I've ever read on B3ta
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Give it time Wookie : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

next time you're out at the pub
with clendrix, tell hot women that you're her carer. They love the strong, sensitive type.
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)

^This
Hahahaha!
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I had hoped that people would just assume....

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)

to be fair it's confusing
she claims to be yours when you're out of earshot
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Assumptions make an ass of u and me
I wish somebody would punch whoever made that up, if they're dead they need digging up and punching, I'd gladly do it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I think that one was coined by Jade Goody
She's buried in some forest south of Stansted off the M11.
( djtrialprice, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I'll fucking have her for that
Would anybody mind if I came on her face too? It's not that I fancy her or anything, I just like the idea of my sperms getting cancer.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)