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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You'll never wash it off.
It's like Tumeric, it'll never come out!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 12:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
A bit like you.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 12:50, Reply)
It's comfy in my closet, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 12:53, Reply)
Also, has a thread been deleted this morning, or am I imagining threads again?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 12:53, Reply)
The only two morning threads I knew about are still here.
Or did you mean one from last night?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 12:54, Reply)
I thought there was another one when I looked earlier.
Has Eds Meds been around again?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 12:58, Reply)
He's in the South Pole, retard.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:01, Reply)
One by spimf about Karma?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:00, Reply)
Oh...nope, missed that one.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:01, Reply)
I saw that one this morning before I went out
gone by the time I got back
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:02, Reply)
BGB made a sage point about his smugness

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:09, Reply)
Good girl.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:10, Reply)
I think i'd have been just as smug if I was in his shoes at the time
but then...I'm a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:14, Reply)
Your Mrs left before I got the chance to talk to her last night
but from the very brief hello and goodbye I got I thought she was very nice.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 12:56, Reply)
I spoke to her,
I was impressed at her ability to talk at length about sofas
(PsychoChomp, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 12:58, Reply)
Spoke to her?
you were in there like a ferret up a trouser leg
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 12:59, Reply)
Never a better description Al
For the Flimmity flam lady was a lot of the reason why I went last night and I barely even saw her :( Damn that chompy bitch
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:02, Reply)
I didn't stop you talking to her.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:13, Reply)
I ASKED HER ABOUT HER WEDDING AND SOFA'S
stop making me look like a sleeze.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:02, Reply)
You do it to yourself, you do
and that's what really hurts...
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:03, Reply)
I know, I know

(PsychoChomp, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)
Soft furnishings already?
Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:01, Reply)
YOU LEAVE MY WOMAN ALONE!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:02, Reply)
INTERNET HARDMANNING

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:03, Reply)
WATCH IT, I KNOW KARATE AND I ONCE PUNCHED A MAN SO HARD HIS BALLS FELL OFF AND THEN I WENT AND DONE IT ON A PAGE 3 GIRL.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)
Did you touch her nipples and stuff?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:05, Reply)
Did you chuck your muck up her
did you do it in your porsche?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)
I TOTALLY DONE IT ALL OVER HER FACE, AND SHE LOVED IT, AND THEN HER MATES LICKED IT OFF HER WHILE I FIRED UP THE JET.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:10, Reply)
Well done internet :)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:14, Reply)
Silly al, women don't *have* nipples.
And I should know, having had it off with loads of birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:11, Reply)
If women don't have nipples
how do they know where the ends of their boobies are?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:13, Reply)
IT'S WHERE MY MOUTH IS, BITCH.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:15, Reply)
Haha
EDIT but your mouth can't simultaneously be on every booby in the land...? ...or can it...?

Omnipre-orifice, HO
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:16, Reply)
If there is a lady in the room
DiT will be on her nipples faster than Psychochomp can pander to a 17 year old.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:17, Reply)
He's a chesticular limpet?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:20, Reply)
I hate you very much al.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

I hate you very much al I want to wank you off wearing oven gloves
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)
Your woman was lovely...
and her friend Charlie was pretty nice too.
Al, on the other hand, was terrible all night.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)
clendrix speaks the truth,
al fucking ruined it for everyone.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)
Oh dear...please rephrase that before Al sees...

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:05, Reply)
done

(PsychoChomp, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)
Phew!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)
You didn't have to do that
fucking me will generally ruin it for most people.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)
He *is* a terrible penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:05, Reply)
Sorry, *has*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)
...on his head

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)
In your mouth

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:08, Reply)
In the bum-bum.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:09, Reply)
Ooh!
*excites*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:11, Reply)
Then back in the mouth.
My, what a lovely tea party.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)
Cucumber sandwiches anyone?
It's ok, I kept the cling film on while Al was using it
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This tea tastes odd.
I think the milk's off...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:17, Reply)
I did!
It was a close run thing though, I made trigger fingers at her and it was all catface could do keep his head out of my crotch.

I think there was a photo taken.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:04, Reply)
Oh God, the trigger fingers.
No-One can resist those!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)
Oh god I saw that
I did wonder what was going on there, but felt it safest not to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 13:06, Reply)

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