This is entirely too much work
I think I shall "accidentally" leave the bowl somewhere and "forget" where I was when I "lost" it
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Or you could sneak up to someone's house, leave a bowl full of tears and sharks, ring the bell and run away. Hopefully, they'll look after the sharks.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 19:53, Reply)

I could flush them down the toilet

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Perhaps navigating the sewerage system's labrynth of pipes would give them a stimulating challenge.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:06, Reply)

yeah maybe
can we talk about something else now?
*absentmindedly rubs nippleths*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Ah yes. The knippleteeths
That reminds me, we've still got eachothers'.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)

*rubs shared mistaspakkaman nipple*
I don't wish to return it
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)

But I'm stuck with yours.
Every time I absent-mindedly rub my nipples, it makes me super-aroused. While it can be pleasurable, this can often lead to embarrassment when done at the wrong time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:28, Reply)

only for you
I show no signs of arousal, only that I scream like a baboon
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Remind me never to arouse you anywhere public
unless it's the zoo.

Private arousal's still OK with me.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:42, Reply)

I actually don't know what a baboon sounds like
you'll know when I'm aroused, I start rubbing myself all over other people, like a cat
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:44, Reply)

That's
one of the most disturbing things I've read on b3ta.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 20:43, Reply)