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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For such an innocuous-looking vegetable
the flavour is all-pervasive, I find.

IT MAKES ME ANGRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Celery
Belongs nowhere.

It simply shouldn't exist, it is that bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:17, Reply)
You are 100% correct.
It's fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)
Celery is a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:41, Reply)
I'm thinking of bullying celery.
Hopefully it will be home-schooled as a result and i won't even have to clap eyes on the STRINGY, GREEN REPULSIVE SHIT ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:46, Reply)
I heard celery has started cutting itself and telling it's mum that it's a teacher training day so it can stay at home.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:48, Reply)
Who wants something that looks like tubes of grass but tastes like Pear's Soap mixed with white pepper?
Who???
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)
Who is familiar with the taste of Pear's soap mixed with pepper?
Who???
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)
I've never mixed the two, to be honest with you.
But I've tasted both and feel that this gives me an insight into how they would taste. Together.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)
That's probably fair enough.
I was just being a pedantic old git as usual, you weird, soap-tasting type.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:53, Reply)
In that case...
*pulls tongues and calls you an auld bastid*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:55, Reply)
Tongues?
How many tongues do you have?

...unhand my tongue, you weird, soap-tasting type!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:01, Reply)
I was young and foolish
And I was mainly a soap-powder taster really.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:04, Reply)
I've tasted it.
I tasted it the last time I accidentally ate CELERY.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:01, Reply)
Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:04, Reply)

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