You're either lying
or an idiot.

If someone pinched all my money, the first thing I would do would be to contact the police, not post about it on hall of lies.

Just on the off-chance that you are a moron, not an autist, you might be entitled to compensation as a 'victim of crime' as well as having a case reference to help with your enquiries at the bank.

Also, the police in this country are pretty good at catching people stupid enough to steal people's money from a cashpoint (which will certianly be covered by CCTV)
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Stop being a prick.
He's just young and probably thinks the police aren't that fussed about his miserly earnings being pilfered. Let's face it they don't have a good reputation for dealing with petty crime.


Just explain what to do and why and stop acting like your a fucking genius because you know stuff that we don't.
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:01, Reply)

My answer is the most sensible he is going to read on here.
The fact that I combined that with mocking his brain damage is irrelevant.

Also, if I knew something that you didn't, it wouldn't make me more intelligent than you, just less ignorant.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:23, Reply)

also, saying that I'm less ignorant than you
is a bit like saying I'm less disfigured than the elephant man.

Who co-incidentally is less disfigured than you.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:25, Reply)

I honestly thought that both those would get a rise out of you.
I must be losing my trolling touch.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Or, she hasn't seen them yet

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

I knew that if I pretended to show weakness it would bring you all out.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:38, Reply)

That was showing weakness?
I was in general agreement with those posts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Sorry! I was busy.
But I can certainly see why you are in your chosen profession. *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:36, Reply)

is it because he is a cunt?
I only know one who isn't, and really, he is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Well I didn't like to say it but ....................

( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Thank you for the information
I wasn't certain about the second part.

Also, I hate to break it to you, but I don't exactly do this all the time, it's not something I'm used to, and I'm still far too angry to think straight.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:12, Reply)