It's soooooo easy it's untrue.
I shall teach you.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Go on then!
I like being taught stuff.
Then I'll take a picture of my mongy pie and post it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Gazzed ya.
:)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:31, Reply)

A picture of your cock?
We heard it's too big to fit in the boot of a car.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Of course.
She's a girl, online. She has to expect that kind of thing. And if I was sponsoring for my charity trip to the south pole, I have to give her something, don't I?

NOTE FOR MY WIFE: I have not gazzed roota a picture of my cock.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:38, Reply)

...I've gazzed her a picture of someone else's that's much more impressive.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Note to my nemesis:
He HAS gazzed me a picture of his cock.*
In your face Quim-Quam!

*he hasn't.

Thanks for the pie-age DiT.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:42, Reply)

LIES LIES
LIES on teh interwebs... at least I hope so.

You have just crossed the line of the nemesis... I'm burning down your house as I type! Boo-Yah!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Let the cat out first!
I beseech thee! Oh no, you don't like cats, do you. Oh well, he's a little bastard anyway. I'll get one that's more friendly. As you were. You can burn my neighbours too if you like.

No wonder you married him. His penis is made of 'lectrics. At least it looks that way from the pic he gazzed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Mwahahaha
Nope, don't like cats - Ha-harrr!

I shan’t burn down your neighbours houses as they haven’t done anything to upset me – you on the other hand have!!

*Wanders off to re-fuel the flamethrower!*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

It's not my fault
that your husband gazzed me a picture of his 'lectric peen.
And a pie recipe.
Oh, wait. It was just a pie recipe. I imagined the 'lectric peen.

Truce?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Hmmmm...
I shall stop burning for now... hows that?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

*singed*
Yes. Thanks. *sleeps with one eye open*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

*enters sandman*
He's biting the pillow tight.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Hahaha
I so very nearly posted that too!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

LOLOCAUST!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)