can we have an advice thread please?
I've been sent a text from a guy I met at the beach. It said "what's good" and I have no idea how to respond.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Erm,
nectarines, anal sex and Alton Towers.
( thealternativefact, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

ummmmm.....
I can't really say anything about at least one of those
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Alton Towers is a theme park.

( thealternativefact, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

"The ability to send coherent text messages"
Go on, he'll think you're dead clever and not at all pretentious.
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

apparently he's having a bad day, I asked what would make it great he said "I don't know"
I almost replied "thrilling"

he is the most boring texter ever
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

the strong, silent type
doesn't really work via the medium of text huh?
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Hmmm
Do you like him lots? Or just a little?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

She's got a collosal wide on just thinking about him

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

nicely put

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

apropos of nothing
where's the badger these days?
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

She's busy with her lovelife.
Once they get a boyfriend their pals get ignored.

Same old story....sniff!
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I don't do that
And when I'm single, my paired-off mates always invite me along as a gooseberry anyway so i don't seem to suffer the reverse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

same here
me and my mrs aren't particularly couply when we are out and about, so it doesn't make (valerie) singletons feel uncomfortable.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

well as long as she's keeping herself occupied
that's good.

Ah I do the love the joy of finally not having to spend so much time with friends when you find someone to have regular sexitiem with.
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I don't know.
We didn't really talk much when I met him. We aren't really talking much now.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I think if he's dull by text
you'll find him dull IRL.
Sack it, move on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:48, Reply)

it's not as if much could come of it anyway, he lives all the way down there
it's likely he's texting me so he can put his willy in me when I'm there at the end of the month

and even that is boring
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Definitely sack it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Boys will do anything to put their willy in you.
TRUEFACT!
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)

If she was giddy with delight at the thought of him putting his willy in her at the end of the month,
I'd say "Go for it."
But I'm not sensing any excitement. He's obviously not worth the bother.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I'm hoping for some prime make out sessions, he is a rather good kisser
I'm practicing abstinence anyway, so even if he were the BEST SEX EVAH I still wouldn't do it.
Probably.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Ah right
So you fancy him loads, but he's not flicking the mental switches?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)

this sounds so terrible
I don't know him to fancy him, really, he can be sweet but you don't know someone by them saying "hi sweetie" or for him to claim he'd only go for a walk on the beach if I went with him, I mean how can you fancy that?

*sigh*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Gawd, i dunno
Aunty Roota has no idea. I think you've got a crush.
Sauce him up one-time on the textual interface. see if that livens him up. Then go there at the end of the month and snog him silly. Enjoy. You only live once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:05, Reply)

good idea

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:09, Reply)