Alright?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:48, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not bad
how was your Italian last night?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

It was awesome.
The place I normaly go was closed so I went somewhere else, everything tasted identical (if a tad more expensive).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

^this
for the best thread of all time.

Evah!
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Don't be mean to Gonz
because he's english you evil racist.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

I find all you English people to be beneath me
It's like a disease or something. You're all scum.
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

No, s'not

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I'm totally mint condition
Does anyone have any clips of The Mary Whitehouse Experience?
I can't believe it's not available on DVD, and Youtube doesn't have enough.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Try this
www.whatareweyourpersonalentertainmentbitchesorsomething.co.uk
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Eh you bastard! *kicks*
I meant in 'private collections'. Not on teh webz.

Edit: and yes, this place IS my entertainment bitch.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I've looked for that on DVD too :(

( thealternativefact, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

There's a petition, apparently.
It worked with Freaks & Geeks, and Tales of the Gold Monkey, so maybe I shall start harassing the BBC.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Do it, Roots!

( thealternativefact, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Aye, we need to bring back the annoying playground catchphrases
"Brrrr, it's a bit nippy out"
"Haircut. You've had a haircut"
"What a personal disaster"
"Lovely. Milky milky"

And lest we forget, "See that? That's you that is"
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)

"...I was jusst watchin' Panorama... Milky milky?"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

"You know the Nativity scene, with the women surrounded by kings and and shepherds and animals?"

"That's your mum that is, then she does it with sailors for one pound and eight seven pence. Look, she got your a christmas card. Oh, the price tag is still on it. Look, One pound and eighty seven pence"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

BOLLOCKS
This is custard powder and I'll deck anyone who says it isn't.
( thealternativefact, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:17, Reply)

"You know that M Khan?"
"I'm aware of his existence."
"He's your best friend he is. You are him."
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)

"craaaash baaaaang walllop, what a piiiictuuuuure
what a photograaaarf..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:26, Reply)

*Writes e-mail*
*Disgruntled of Toxteth*
(I'm not quite in Toxteth, but they might be scared into action if I say that.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

No, I'm bloody not.
I'm despondent and miserable.
What are you going to do about that, eh?
( thealternativefact, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I could do a happy dance and then e-mail you photos if you like?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Will you be clothed?

( thealternativefact, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Which would you prefer?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Oh, I think you know...

( thealternativefact, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:18, Reply)

can we have an advice thread please?
I've been sent a text from a guy I met at the beach. It said "what's good" and I have no idea how to respond.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Erm,
nectarines, anal sex and Alton Towers.
( thealternativefact, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

ummmmm.....
I can't really say anything about at least one of those
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Alton Towers is a theme park.

( thealternativefact, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

"The ability to send coherent text messages"
Go on, he'll think you're dead clever and not at all pretentious.
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

apparently he's having a bad day, I asked what would make it great he said "I don't know"
I almost replied "thrilling"

he is the most boring texter ever
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

the strong, silent type
doesn't really work via the medium of text huh?
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Hmmm
Do you like him lots? Or just a little?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

She's got a collosal wide on just thinking about him

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

nicely put

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

apropos of nothing
where's the badger these days?
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

She's busy with her lovelife.
Once they get a boyfriend their pals get ignored.

Same old story....sniff!
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I don't do that
And when I'm single, my paired-off mates always invite me along as a gooseberry anyway so i don't seem to suffer the reverse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

same here
me and my mrs aren't particularly couply when we are out and about, so it doesn't make (valerie) singletons feel uncomfortable.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

well as long as she's keeping herself occupied
that's good.

Ah I do the love the joy of finally not having to spend so much time with friends when you find someone to have regular sexitiem with.
( djtrialprice, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I don't know.
We didn't really talk much when I met him. We aren't really talking much now.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I think if he's dull by text
you'll find him dull IRL.
Sack it, move on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:48, Reply)

it's not as if much could come of it anyway, he lives all the way down there
it's likely he's texting me so he can put his willy in me when I'm there at the end of the month

and even that is boring
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Definitely sack it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Boys will do anything to put their willy in you.
TRUEFACT!
( girlinthehole, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)

If she was giddy with delight at the thought of him putting his willy in her at the end of the month,
I'd say "Go for it."
But I'm not sensing any excitement. He's obviously not worth the bother.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I'm hoping for some prime make out sessions, he is a rather good kisser
I'm practicing abstinence anyway, so even if he were the BEST SEX EVAH I still wouldn't do it.
Probably.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Ah right
So you fancy him loads, but he's not flicking the mental switches?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)

this sounds so terrible
I don't know him to fancy him, really, he can be sweet but you don't know someone by them saying "hi sweetie" or for him to claim he'd only go for a walk on the beach if I went with him, I mean how can you fancy that?

*sigh*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Gawd, i dunno
Aunty Roota has no idea. I think you've got a crush.
Sauce him up one-time on the textual interface. see if that livens him up. Then go there at the end of the month and snog him silly. Enjoy. You only live once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:05, Reply)

good idea

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:09, Reply)

this guy wasn't
www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/gourock/articles/2009/09/04/391473-man-stabbed-in-carspit-row/

fucking idiot...i mean, the rain would wash it off
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)