when people chew with their mouth open
SHUT YER FUCKEN GOB, YOU'RE MAKING ME GAG
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You said that in scouse!
Fluently!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:29, Reply)

That really annoys me
people who have no concept of basic table manners piss me off. In fact, what annoys me more is people who can't be bothered to instill in their offspring basic manners, and then view people who do things like, use a knife and fork corectly, chew with their mouths closed and eat at a table as somehow "posh" or "La de Da" like it's something to be looked down upon.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:29, Reply)

that annoys me too
what's almost worse is that my brother and dad have the same table manners as I, and yet somehow, when they eat they make the most fucking nauseating noise. It's absolutely vile. Not down to eating with the mouth open or anything. I just think they are defective
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:32, Reply)

this most certainly
the only reason you can possibly have for eating with your mouth open is the lack of a nose. Since everybody has a nose - THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL TO EAT WITH YOUR GOB WIDER THAN A WHORE'S FUCKING LEGS!!!
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

My dog has no nose.

( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:38, Reply)

good job
otherwise it'd have left you long ago :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Oh right!
War is declared.
( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:43, Reply)

War? huh
what is it good for?

absolutely nothing!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:04, Reply)

lies
its good for attacking smaller countries for oil, under the guise of a WMD hunt
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

I hate people who scream at their kids in public. My dad had a very good way of just looking at me that made me shut up.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:35, Reply)