I've recently started wearing flat shoes
I don't necessarily wear heels all the time, more things with big thick soles. I wan't trying to kid everybody, I just found life easier with a couple of extra inches.
When I started wearing flats, people I've known for years were genuinely freaked out. Turns out they actually thought I was taller than I am. The change in stature was a bigger deal than I'd thought.
I'm quite enjoying it though. It's liberating. And easier to walk.
I've also started wearing higher heels when I get dressed up fancy, so I've become a little'un of extremes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"I just found life easier with a couple of extra inches"
That sounds like the tagline from an infomercial for penis enlargement.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

which is precisely why I was in hospital!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:19, Reply)

What?
Having your penis enlarged? :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

aye,
you can't be too rich, too thin, or have too big a cock.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)

or captain V injured her with his penis
..?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Having too big a cock
would be slightly perturbing for kilt-wearers though, if it dangled below the hem.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I tie mine round my waist a couple of times

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I'm actually Pele.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)