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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
"I just found life easier with a couple of extra inches"
That sounds like the tagline from an infomercial for penis enlargement.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:16,
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latest was 16 years ago)
which is precisely why I was in hospital!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:19,
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What?
Having your penis enlarged? :-)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:20,
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aye,
you can't be too rich, too thin, or have too big a cock.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:21,
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or captain V injured her with his penis
..?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:22,
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Having too big a cock
would be slightly perturbing for kilt-wearers though, if it dangled below the hem.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:23,
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I tie mine round my waist a couple of times
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:25,
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I'm actually Pele.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:22,
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