Right, let's get this ball started.
Celndrix; She's soon to be regular attendé of universaty, but what she hasn't told anyone, is that she never registared as a student, and as such is doing the whole thing for no-credit. If she can get the dene's son a date with a z-list celebraty for the prom though, she'll get full marks.

BeckySomeLetters; We all know she works with animals, but what you all don't know about her; the secret to her sucess; is that she can understand what all the animals say. She was the inspiration for Dr Dolittle, dispite it being made a good century before she was born.

AlTheGeordy; He once went to watch a World Cup football match, where he was asked to strech out Garath Southgate's shirt (due to his muscular frame, rather than fat). One thing lead to another and he took that famous goal kick that went miles out and lead to us being knocked out.

Kristine; She was in the origional Real World, and won.

Spackerman; He can decode any MD5 hash he wants.

BGB; She was the 7th friend in Friends, but proved to popular in the pilot eppisode, so they gave her another show, "America's Next Top Model" as host.

Devil In Tights; |--------11"----------| (need I say more?)

Berk; Includes The Decimal Places (need I say more?)

Medilica; Once really did walk a million miles for one of my smiles.

FlimFlam: Lead Guitarest in 90s music sensation "Semisonic".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ChickenLady actually owns half of Dyson's paitents.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Koal owns the other half.
Captain V; eats cat food, because he has the face of a cat, because he eats cats food - it's the chicken/egg sinario for the 21st century.

GrammaBadger; is inviting me around for christmas dinner this year.

Bill; likes hollyoaks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Crackhouse something; can recite, line for line, every single eppisode of House,
Except S04E16, where she always muddles up "Cutty" for "Gutner"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Labia Majora
His Mohawk can pierce any inanimate object (but not animate objects)

Oh, and we know the real reason he's called that.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:05, Reply)

haha you don't win on the real world
in fact I'm pretty sure if you're on it you're an automatic Loser.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:37, Reply)