Yeah
so as I was saying tonight I got my sweat on at the gym. But my question to you guys is this. Should I go first thing tomorrow morning and get my weights on, or should I leave it until the afternoon, knowing that when I get home and see the mrs after she gets back from her training course that I won't want to leave her to go to the gym.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The latter.
But then I'm incredibly lazy and don't go to the gym.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:17, Reply)

How about
you dash and get your weights on just before you see the mrs? That way, your guns will be all firm to sweep her in to your arms with. And if, when you smell her hair, you smell a bit of me, just try and out it out of your mind.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I think you should stay home and do cock pushups

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Cock pushups?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I guess you could only do one, really.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Well Al could only do one
I bet I could do more
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Becky is much better at them than me.
But she's had a lot more practise.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:25, Reply)

What, with that little withered peanut you call a penis?
Or 'The Enviscerator', as I hear it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:26, Reply)

It's only withered
because I've worn it out on your mum and your mrs. At the same time. YEAH HOLMES! That's what i'm sayin' boy!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:28, Reply)

That's some brilliant smack talk, WATSON.
How ve'y middle class.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:29, Reply)

I'm getting bored of the whole me boning your mrs joke now
I think I'll give it a rest.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:31, Reply)

:D
\o/
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Brilliant!
Gotta love The D.
( thealternativefact, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:32, Reply)