I'm going to see if she has pert breasts that she likes to expose regularly
then I'll ask for a photo
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You should totally do that thing.
She'd love you for it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I tell you what as well
that Slip Digby's a right cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Why's that then?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)

He was totally rude to Poppet
and when she called him out, he was totally ruder. He should man up and apologise.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:35, Reply)

What a prick.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:35, Reply)

I'm going to hardman at him when next he's online.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:36, Reply)

You should totally do that
He sounds like the sort of cunt who would keep banging on about banging your mrs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:39, Reply)

HRUMPH!
That DG isn't much better than Slip Digby. He totally knew nothing about that terrible bullying until I showed him, and I like totally said, "I'm going on that thread to call Slip out for being the twat that he is", and now I get back here and he's totally beaten me to it.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Grrrrrr, Damn that DG and his pesky good looks.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:49, Reply)

See, if I could type more quickly
I wouldn't have looked like a paranoid Billynomates thread killer. Even my spouse has fucked off now.
*notices lightbulb over head*
Does that mean we're alone here al?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Nope, al's gone too.
Oh well, the daddy-long-legs pron I've just seen outside has put me off anyway. See if I care.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Not only do I make really shit cakes,
I've totally gone and killed this thread to death :(
Fuck it, I shall watch the repeat of Bellenders instead. In comparison, this will make me feel talented and priveledged, and glad to own my own washing machine.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:52, Reply)

I'm here
this thread is alive and kicking, dammit.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:04, Reply)

I'm here too

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:08, Reply)

So what's the deal with all the insufferable whining I've noticed on here as of late?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:15, Reply)

I'm a terrible bully
I crossed a line, went to far and acted like a child with too many e-numbers.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:19, Reply)

Also,
there are some really nice dresses in the Autumn catalogue.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:19, Reply)

Shh, don't spoil it for me. It's my treat for tomorrow night :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:20, Reply)

I've missed MOAR online controversy?
When was this one?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Errrrrrrr
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post517032

and the other links within it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:22, Reply)

OMG, I think she means it. Are you scared of BGB now Al?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Meh

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:32, Reply)

You could take her, I'm sure

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:33, Reply)

Well, if you look at this scale drawing


You'll see she's a lot bigger than me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Chop off her tits, they're her source of power
*knows*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:40, Reply)

It's constant.
Like hives.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Or that rash you gave me

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Did you not use the cream?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:37, Reply)

And I miss all of it :(
saddest of sadfaces
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:29, Reply)

HA!
You're not missing that much, darl. ;)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Sadly this is true

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:39, Reply)

That's true, but I do miss this place at lunchtime when I used to be online sometimes
damn the work internets and damn my fail phone.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:40, Reply)