Dear oh dear ...
This headline: Boyle is 'edging closer' to Porno made me want to gouge out my eyes at the very thought! But the irresistable Tourette's (/wave) urge took over. And I CLICKED!!!

Phew. That could've been a lot worse.
(Que?, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 4:15, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I initially read that as
"Boris edging closer to Porno" and thought it was about the Mayor of London.

"I... Ah... Umm... I'll put it in you, shall I? Yes? Um. Yes."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 7:20, Reply)

I saw that link and
thought "fuck me, Susan Boyle???"

Yeah, that was very close.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 7:20, Reply)

I Thought it was about
Frankie Boyle.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 7:43, Reply)

Yes, I thought it was Susan
Thankfully it was something of no consequence instead.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 8:13, Reply)

me too
I still clicked though
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I had to feel sorry for Susan Boyle
as I thought it was a little insensitive of well-written, impartial and unbiased, mature, thought-provoking quality daily The Sun to give her the nickname "SuBo."

For fuck's sake, if you're going to keep running headlines on how emotionally fraught the woman is after her appearances on TV, did nobody think it might be a good idea not to give her a nickname which sounds so suspiciously like "Sumo?"

The poor cow has a nervous breakdown and all they can think to do is subtly remind the general public that she is fat.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I thought Frankie Boyle too.
Perhaps someone complaining about his choice of subject matter.

The man is a master of filth.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:06, Reply)

Rule 34
There is porn of it. No exceptions.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:13, Reply)