Sometimes I eat so many hard sweets
that I hurt my tongue.
I like the old-fashioned ones like Cough Candy Twists and Sherbet Lemons. God, the Sherbet Lemons really slice up your tongue, but it's worth it for that rush of fizzy goodness. If you have the patience to keep sucking until they get a hole in, and not just crunch them. It's a real test.

Oh, and mornin all!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you going on holiday?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:33, Reply)

...this year?
Are you my hairdresser for the day?
:-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:34, Reply)

He's checking when he can install the web cams.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:37, Reply)

You'd know about that
Lezzing on girls on da intranetz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:39, Reply)

The idea that I'm a massive sleeze
is false and lies propergated by Al, who has the most date rapey posting style of anyone I've ever seen on b3ta.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:41, Reply)

You say that
because you are jealous that I'm so much better at it than you. I come across as charming, witty and fun, the kind of guy you would like to meet for a drink and maybe some Tapas, before walking hand in hand down the slowly emptying streets toward the train where we share a kiss before heading our separate ways.

You just come across like a sweaty ham fisted sexual predator, desperately lunging at an exposed bra strap before being chased down the road by a group of passers by while the women folk stay to comfort the victim.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts/60673?q=tits&p=2
b3ta.com/search/posts/60673?q=gaz+me
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Pffft!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Pair of bastards
In answer to the original question, I'm not sure if I'll be having any holidays this year. Unless you're offering to take me to Italy?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Morning!!
I too share your love for sweets that hurt! I love really sour things, like properly sour, explode your head sour. I really like those blue and pink cola bottles and apple fizzy belts... I feel an order to aquarterof.com coming!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I love the fizzies.
My mate's little girl brings me back loads of sour stuff when she goes to Guides. Then watches my face as I eat them. Kids don't react as much to fizz as us grown-ups. (I use the term grown-up' loosely)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Hmmm...
I need to find a Guide if they are a source of sweets!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Yeah, she's like a dealer.
I'm always looking for a bigger hit. Giant fizzy strawbs are no match for an Astro-Belt.

EDIT:
I'm goin for some toast. In a bit. I'm not doing ANY work today..
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Hehe
Nothing really is a match for an astro-belt... they are da bomb-digity of sweets!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:41, Reply)