I just choked quite badly on a Boost bar
what item of confectionery most recently tried to harm you in some way?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:10, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I got mauled by a lion bar
etc.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Toblerones.
Little pointy harbingers of pain, so they are.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Ooh yes
stab you in the roof of the mouth, they do.

I also had a very sticky toffee yesterday that came closing to pulling my fillings out.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Two Yorkie bars beat me up in an alleyway last week .

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Were you mean to them on the internet earlier in the day?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I may have intimated their mother was a Flake.
But I was only joking.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I managed to get
sherbert in my eye a few weeks ago while eating a dib dab... I'm still not sure how it happened!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Was DiT's penis in the bottom of it and did he thrust unexpectedly?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Not that I'm aware of
but I could have mentally blocked it out!? That's possible I suppose?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I twisted my ankle halfway through a marathon.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Fwar ha haaa

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:21, Reply)

It must have been really old
you could have got food poisoning.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I was careless with my whispa.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:21, Reply)

You're a little too good at this.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I'm pretty much done now,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I fell over while getting stuck into a twirl.
now I'm done
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Hehehe
Are you sure?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Yep,
I can't seem to find a decent way of making Cadbury's buttons funny.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I like this one

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:22, Reply)

It's the punchline from an older joke,
"Why does George Micheal have brown stains round his mouth?"

"because he was careless with his Whispa"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I was nearly run over by a Double Decker.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:26, Reply)

WINNER!!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:31, Reply)

XD

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I was asked if I'd like a KitKat.
I chose the four finger variety and rediscovered an appreciation for Nestle.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:26, Reply)

Nestle products are made with the blood of third world kittens.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Was my post too rude for you to understand?
It doesn't matter anyway; I don't care for kittens.
( thealternativefact, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I may have missed the point of the original post...

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I got my Curlie-Wurlie caught in the door.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Sometimes I eat so many hard sweets
that I hurt my tongue.
I like the old-fashioned ones like Cough Candy Twists and Sherbet Lemons. God, the Sherbet Lemons really slice up your tongue, but it's worth it for that rush of fizzy goodness. If you have the patience to keep sucking until they get a hole in, and not just crunch them. It's a real test.

Oh, and mornin all!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:31, Reply)

Are you going on holiday?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:33, Reply)

...this year?
Are you my hairdresser for the day?
:-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:34, Reply)

He's checking when he can install the web cams.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:37, Reply)

You'd know about that
Lezzing on girls on da intranetz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:39, Reply)

The idea that I'm a massive sleeze
is false and lies propergated by Al, who has the most date rapey posting style of anyone I've ever seen on b3ta.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:41, Reply)

You say that
because you are jealous that I'm so much better at it than you. I come across as charming, witty and fun, the kind of guy you would like to meet for a drink and maybe some Tapas, before walking hand in hand down the slowly emptying streets toward the train where we share a kiss before heading our separate ways.

You just come across like a sweaty ham fisted sexual predator, desperately lunging at an exposed bra strap before being chased down the road by a group of passers by while the women folk stay to comfort the victim.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts/60673?q=tits&p=2
b3ta.com/search/posts/60673?q=gaz+me
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Pffft!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Pair of bastards
In answer to the original question, I'm not sure if I'll be having any holidays this year. Unless you're offering to take me to Italy?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Morning!!
I too share your love for sweets that hurt! I love really sour things, like properly sour, explode your head sour. I really like those blue and pink cola bottles and apple fizzy belts... I feel an order to aquarterof.com coming!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I love the fizzies.
My mate's little girl brings me back loads of sour stuff when she goes to Guides. Then watches my face as I eat them. Kids don't react as much to fizz as us grown-ups. (I use the term grown-up' loosely)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Hmmm...
I need to find a Guide if they are a source of sweets!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Yeah, she's like a dealer.
I'm always looking for a bigger hit. Giant fizzy strawbs are no match for an Astro-Belt.

EDIT:
I'm goin for some toast. In a bit. I'm not doing ANY work today..
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Hehe
Nothing really is a match for an astro-belt... they are da bomb-digity of sweets!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:41, Reply)

I lost my visa when my snickers bar melted all over it
this made me sad as I couldn't do anything with my life after that. Blarg
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:46, Reply)

90% on today's exam by the way

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Oh god no one cares
I better post lots of shit about how bad my life is...oh wait, there's plenty of other people to do that.

/no more meat puppets
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:47, Reply)

congratulations

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Oooo well done

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Ooooh
congrats fancy lady!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:53, Reply)

CON-GRA-TU-LA-TIONS!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:55, Reply)

WELL DONE!
And we have the pleasure of a daytime Becky.
She can sort out the bare-knuckle flouncing later...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)