I couldn't wait to get out of Liverpool
I went to Sheffield University, freaked out about everything, kept the wastepaper bin near my bed in case I vomited in terror in the night, took to casually vomiting into my sink every day, dropped out, had a great year out, then re-started at Liverpool University the following year. It was ace.
I wouldn't change a thing!!!
Looking back, all of it was just supposed to happen.

I'd like to stay 31 forever and ever.
23 and 26 are the best for shags. They appear to have forgotten how to do it at 28 and 29. And their penises have shrunk.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:05, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I take offense at that assertion.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Oops.
You 28 or 29?
Sorry. Only based upon my own experiences.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:08, Reply)

*cries*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Oh Christ
How was I supposed to know you were all 28 and/or 29??
Well none of you live in liverpool so I doubt it was you.
And you'll be ok again when you're 30. (I don't know if this is true.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:16, Reply)

*is 23*
Hi
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Hi
We already have a 23 in stock. He'll have dumped my by Hallowe'en though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:30, Reply)

aw I'm sure not
at least Fireworks night/Guy Fawkes day
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Oh yeah
So I can cry and drink Skol and write his name with sparklers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:34, Reply)

you too?
I thought it was just me.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)

That's everyone
Just not always Skol. Skol is only for sad times and the 80s.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Skol top if you're feeling melancholy
or are broke.
Party poppers if your bf/gf's been a bit shitty
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:41, Reply)

Or one of those bursty bags
And when they explode all tiny gold '60th's fly out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:43, Reply)

hah yeah
last year it was whisky and party hats.
Nah, there were no party hats, just whisky.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Those whistles that roll out
But it's ripped so the paper doesn't roll out any more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)

oh no
that's one of the saddest things ever, they make that pathetic 'pfffft' noise too :-(
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Sadder than wet streamers?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:53, Reply)

yes
but not sadder than a kitten with 2 legs.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Which two?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)

back right and front left

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

You win
:-(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

nobody wins
with a kitten that has only 2 legs.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

I'm 26. Shag me. I'm awesome.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)

There is an ocean between us...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I may be able to get there before I turn 27.
It's unlikely though.

I guess it's just not meant to be.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

*sings 'Martha's Harbour'. And waits*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)

pics?

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:48, Reply)

I didn't say I look awesome.
golly
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I didn't say it mattered

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)