In Poetry Form
So, your duck is dead
You ran over his head
A painful squash
Makes the tyres difficult to wash
But the death of a fowl
Makes no difference now
So please pluck the breast
While I put to the test
This lovely wok set I got for my birthday
And as the kids say woo-yay!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Maximum effort
minimum results.

You know where the door is
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

This from the person who came the the *internet* looking for help?
Will I hold the door open for you, sir?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:24, Reply)

It wasn't help I was looking for
it was puns. There's a big difference
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Oh, sorry, help in thinking up puns then.
A huge difference. A vast chasm, in fact.

sniffs. I worked hard* on that poem.

*Well, for 2 minutes, anyway.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I don't care how hard you worked
poetry is for the gays, and even by their standards, it was awful.

Men write poems like this:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your duck is dead,
Now get ready for a raping.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I try to be PC
But I can't help guffawing at that...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)

It's the way poetry is meant to be

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:56, Reply)

*click*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:04, Reply)

But it dun't do nothing guv'nor!
Clicking only works if it's the original post you're clicking here on Off Topic.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Your metric feet are shockingly deformed.
Spastic.
( thealternativefact, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Ha! I care nothing for your rules.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:23, Reply)