To prove that I only tell the TRUTH!


Taken not five minutes ago.

Okay, ten, I had to download Gimp first.

I live a THRILLING life.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

LIES
I can clearly see leaves on this tree.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Also those "APPLES"
Have clearly been gimped in with a simple circle tool...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Gimping apples!
My word, that's a serious claim to make.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Chickenlady!
I can clearly see where you've tried to airbrush the vacuum cleaner out of the shot...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Bugger.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

There were
hundreds lots of leaves on the tree yesterday. I possibly eggggsagerated - I've also got too many of them at the moment.

What the hell am I going to do with 300 eggs and no leaves on my apple tree?

Hmmm? Tell me internet! Tell me!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Have an early Easter?

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:57, Reply)

biggest omlet ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Paint the eggs green
blu tack them to the tree, all your problems will be solved
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Great idea...
...however the presence of two eleven year old boys, who like to use the fallen apples as "ammo" might have other ideas.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

The added mayhem will only serve to improve your otherwise uneventful lives
DO IT
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)