ha ha. erm. cunt off?
yeah it is a little bit of a hissy eh! and a little bit girly, agreed. it felt good to vent, even a little bit.

was mroe looking for an evil prank to show him his selfish ways... other than shit in a pint glass.
(g-rex, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Take the butter out of his butterlicious tub
poo in it, replace the butter over the top, he won't realise for days

Alternatively, stuff one of his pets/relatives with all of his socks
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)

oh man I can think of some seriously wakky shit,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

No wai?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)

do tell...
.
(g-rex, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)

NO WAI....!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)

like, you could totally get his order wrong when you buy a round
like get him a carling instead of a carlsberg
lol
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Harsh, man
you really know how to hit a guy where it hurts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

What can I say?
I'm wakky.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

If you're Wakko, can I be Dot?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

or a full fat coke instead of a diet coke!
That would be really nasty
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

You're such a bitch

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I know
That's why Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

You're wrong, he wants us all
because he's a dirty manslag
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

But he doesn't want me
I prayed for hours and he still said no.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

You're doing it wrong
try again using dildos and Fred Savage
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Ahhh, that would be the problem
I was using buttplugs and Jefferson Starship.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

You complete fool

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Especially if he's diabetic.
Hmm... Actually... *ponders*
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:53, Reply)

.
Nah, get him a Carlsberg, it's punishment enough.

Carling is piss weak, but it's still better.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Yeast connoisseur, right here

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I don't mind Carlsberg
See profile for proof
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

totally get a round of vodka shots
but his will actually be water lololol
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Or....
If he asks for H2O you could get him H2SO4 instead!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

He might notice when his tongue begins to dissolve

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Maybe he has no tongue
He doesn't say anything about his friend having a tongue.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)

You just reminded me of the film
'The People Under the Stairs', that's a weird film
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Not seen it
Is it weird like 'Bad Boy Bubby'? That was seriously fuckin weird
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I've never heard of it
In The People Under the Stairs there's a guy who has had his tongue cut off, and Gary Coleman's in it, I think.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

my cats name is bubby

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Your internet lies disgust me

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Is it a boy cat?
Did he give his mum wronglove?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)