I'm having a big old plate of
I don't understand your stupid story when you use fucking letters for names. Use names, it's not hard, they don't have to be the real names, but it's not like anyone reading this who is actually involved is going to be fooled by the cunning use of letters instead of names.

Unless of course they are as stupid as your child.
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

True
but the last sentence was a tad harsh.

And have the pork WITH salmon!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:04, Reply)

To be fair
he's not been here long.

Hmm, pork and salmon you say? It does sound like a euphamism though.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Yup,
Be brave - do it, do it for us all!!!

Fishy pork yummyness.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Bit of an edit
There, is that easier to follow now I've simplified it? Actually, I'll dumb it down further, just to save you time.

Man Discovers Mate Stole His ID to Flee Jail
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:09, Reply)

hee hee
He did have a point, and it is alot easier to read now :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 17:11, Reply)

It is confusing because you say Bob is behind bars
in the first part of the story, then you say he is working overseas in the second part of the story. Also, in the first part of the story it sounds like his wife was more of a victim but she seems much worse in the second part?

Give the salmon to the cats.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Bob was behind bars,
but not for long. Technically, Bob's wife did the ID theft etc, but it was Bob that would've orchestrated it all.

I made a red Thai curry with the salmon.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:38, Reply)