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ALRIGHT MISTASPAKKAMAN

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
alright kristine
Somewhat tired but apart from that, OK.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:37, Reply)
AWESOME

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:38, Reply)
okay Kristine?
no need to shout, dear!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:38, Reply)
yeah I forgot people don't like that sort of thing
I'm okay, really
*sniffles*

JUST FINE OKAY
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:43, Reply)
OK. We heard you the first time.

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:45, Reply)
oh yeah
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:49, Reply)
So how are you finding having your own nipple back?

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:54, Reply)
I'm enjoying it quite a lot, ta
yours? I bet it misses it's midnight tickles
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:56, Reply)

But I'm tickling it morning noon and night.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:59, Reply)
but what about midnight?
gosh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:00, Reply)
It's too exhausted by then
It's grateful I can find time to do it even in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:10, Reply)
wait, what?
you lost a nipple?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:57, Reply)
just fell right off :(
had to replace it with a pencil eraser
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:59, Reply)
Of course, you could have replaced it with a pencil sharpener instead
You could then flash your norks and sharpen pencils at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:01, Reply)
nah, I quite liked yours

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:03, Reply)
Of course, if you replaced it with a stapler, you could really go to town!

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:06, Reply)
yeah but what about motorboating?
someone'd end up injured
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:12, Reply)
Then you just need to ask the motorboater to wear earrings with huge stacks of paper.
Hopefully, the stapler will get stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:15, Reply)
I like the idea of my tits being just regular tits, soft and warm and squeezable
without weapons attached
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)
^^this

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:20, Reply)
But it would come in handy
for those moments when you meet someone who you don't want to have fun with your fun-bags.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)
I imagine my fist to their face would work just as well

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

And then, you could enhance your fist by sticking pencils to your knuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:24, Reply)
I'm done with you and your rediculous pencil ideas

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)
It's not just pencils
There's pens, permanent markers, and even Tippex.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:28, Reply)
Tippex!
Oh man, I love tippex.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)
If I replaced my fingers with Tippex applicators
I could paint a coat of Tippex on your nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:34, Reply)
www.xxxofficesupplies.com
You're there a lot, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:36, Reply)
you could probably do it without replacing your fingers
assuming I allowed you to do that

I don't even know what tippex is
*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:38, Reply)
It's the European equivalent of Wite-Out

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:44, Reply)
fuck that
d'you realise how long it takes to get that off?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)
You could wait until it hardens
and then keep pinching your nipples to make it crumble off. WHen finished, wash for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:50, Reply)
I'll have nippleths erectus

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:55, Reply)
I now have Knippplethteeth Sapiens

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:59, Reply)
cooorrrr

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)
this argument ends all the 'intelegent design' nonsense forever

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:04, Reply)
Although I wonder
if our civilisation accumulates a large enough pile of unsharpened pencils, will we evolve pencil-sharpening nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:08, Reply)
But the Intelligent Design controvesey
rages on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:24, Reply)
Me and Kristine swapped a niple for about a week.
Good times were had all round.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:00, Reply)

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