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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Of course, if you replaced it with a stapler, you could really go to town!

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
yeah but what about motorboating?
someone'd end up injured
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:12, Reply)
Then you just need to ask the motorboater to wear earrings with huge stacks of paper.
Hopefully, the stapler will get stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:15, Reply)
I like the idea of my tits being just regular tits, soft and warm and squeezable
without weapons attached
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)
^^this

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:20, Reply)
But it would come in handy
for those moments when you meet someone who you don't want to have fun with your fun-bags.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)
I imagine my fist to their face would work just as well

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

And then, you could enhance your fist by sticking pencils to your knuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:24, Reply)
I'm done with you and your rediculous pencil ideas

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)
It's not just pencils
There's pens, permanent markers, and even Tippex.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:28, Reply)
Tippex!
Oh man, I love tippex.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)
If I replaced my fingers with Tippex applicators
I could paint a coat of Tippex on your nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:34, Reply)
www.xxxofficesupplies.com
You're there a lot, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:36, Reply)
you could probably do it without replacing your fingers
assuming I allowed you to do that

I don't even know what tippex is
*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:38, Reply)
It's the European equivalent of Wite-Out

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:44, Reply)
fuck that
d'you realise how long it takes to get that off?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)
You could wait until it hardens
and then keep pinching your nipples to make it crumble off. WHen finished, wash for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:50, Reply)
I'll have nippleths erectus

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:55, Reply)
I now have Knippplethteeth Sapiens

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:59, Reply)
cooorrrr

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:12, Reply)

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