All business/management speak is bollocks and really gets on my tits
Especially using nouns as verbs, e.g. 'to leverage'.

Also such other hackneyed shite as:

Thinking outside the box
Belief programme
Core activities

and gross misuse and overuse of words like 'focus', 'key' and player.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:10, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My fucking boss insists on writing e-mails without putting your/her full name in
So it'll be:

M,

Can you send me that report?

T

Fuck off and right my fucking name you cunt
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I know someone
who abbreviates 'regards' to 'rgds' at the end of e-mails!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I don't know who that person is
But I already want to stab them with a gardening fork
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I recently learned where the expression 'thinking outside the box' comes from
Do you want to know?
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Is it
cunts?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Hahaha
Nice one :)
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Can we 'touch base',
and 'thanks for your buy in'.
Translation: I am a fucking idiot who has no idea what I'm saying but wants to look important.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:32, Reply)

This.
See also "bottom out". What, you want to take me into a meeting room and touch my arse?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Yes actually
would that be inappropriate?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:59, Reply)