I love you,
but I am not in love with you.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:20, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

this is to be translated as
"I'm dumping you, and I'm praying to God almighty that you cease to exist as soon as you are out of my sight."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I translate it as
I got together with you to fuck you, but if I didn't love you that would be a bit wrong. So I "love" you but I'd rather fuck someone else now.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:23, Reply)

This also

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Haha, that is cracking
In fact scratch everything - anything that has ever appeared on Friends has to be stopped.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Was it really on friends?
Bugger!
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:26, Reply)

lol no sorry I don't actually know
But it certainly reminds me of some kind of Friends quote. Anything on Friends is pretty disgusting though...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:49, Reply)

hhahaha
My colleagues recoil violently when I tell them that I have NEVER watched a whole episode of Friends.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Time you got some new colleagues
Friends is a steaming pile of shite. You're not missing anything.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:13, Reply)

If that's how you feel
but you don't want to use that cliché, what would you say instead?
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I say
"I think we want different things."
or
"If you think about it, I'm not really what you want am I?" (This makes them feel like they're dumping YOU.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:31, Reply)

It was aimed at you...
edit: or I would say 'look, just fuck off, and take your conjoined twin with you'.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Well in that case, I am in love with you
but I do NOT love you

Take THAT
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:40, Reply)

;-(
I thought off topic was a happy place...
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:42, Reply)

There's something a bit sinister
about an unhappy, winking emoticon.

This place is a sphincter of deep unhappiness. It just has a veneer of fluff loosely binding it together.
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:49, Reply)

I have a lazy eye.
It portrays me perfectly...
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:51, Reply)

I just saw it as an emo fringe
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:29, Reply)

Holdonaminute
Are you dissing Lori and Dori Reba?
You're out of order.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Translation
"you're really getting on my tits lately, in fact being the same post-code as you puts my teeth on edge. However, if you were to pack your bags and fuck off, I would cry myself to sleep every night for a very long time."

I don't like my left knee because it aches like hell, but I wouldn't want to be without it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:03, Reply)