Morning
wassup?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:27, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have a day off,
so I am just checking a few things, then I am off for a bacon and egg sarnie. I might even do a spot of fishing.
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:30, Reply)

that sounds splendid
second day back at work after holiday and I'm already almost sick of it. That said, I've already solved one problem today and will be spending most of the rest of the day mentoring someone from a client organisation. So should be easy enough.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I'm going to a pub quiz tonight,
I'm slightly in love with the QUIZ MASTER
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Is he cute?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:39, Reply)

She, is ridiculously cute
and funny in her own way.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:40, Reply)

...you're a lesbian now?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:43, Reply)

You're someone who I should notice now?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:45, Reply)

ooo, biting
he's more popular than you :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:46, Reply)

I have no idea who he is,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:48, Reply)

he posts a fair amount
you clearly don't pay enough attention
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:49, Reply)

That's 'cause you're not in with the cool kids

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I think if I was in with the /offtopic "cool kids" I'd have to take a long hard look at my life.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:52, Reply)

better start taking that look

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:58, Reply)

with
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:53, Reply)

There's a lot of it about on B3ta.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Why else do you think I loiter round here so much?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:50, Reply)

I wish I knew.
I'm feeling distinctly detached today and my head is fizzing. Plus the image of Judith's bush keeps popping into my head.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:37, Reply)

it'll do that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:45, Reply)

I think she might have been
the first proper naked woman I saw that wasn't my mum.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:52, Reply)

me too
but your mum got in there pretty early
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Back from London and already sorted the chaos that my disappearance from work creates.
Bored already.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:39, Reply)

My cock
obviously.

But in more savoury news I've just spent my first night in my new house and slept very well. It has my approval so far, though we'll need to put a lock on the bathroom door...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:40, Reply)

I don't understand people who don't have a lock on the bathroom door
I live with my other half and no one else and I still like to be able to lock the door.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Its for peace of mind
so when the axe murderer breaks into your house and you run into the bathroom you can lock the door and climb out the window while he struggles to smash through the door... isn't it!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:51, Reply)

My bog would make a rubbish panic room.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Haha
Mine would too now I think about it, but I'm moving soon so bollocks to it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Yeah,
I live with one of my best friends, and I've known him for a very long time, but I'm still not comfortable with the idea of accidentally walking in there to find him soaping his sweaty cockbody down in the shower...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Now I'm interested.
*imagines*
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:57, Reply)

He's single, you know...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Yeah?
And does he like older women?
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:59, Reply)

I don't know.
He's an odd one, actually. I think it's been quite some years since he had a lady-type in tow, so I've no idea what sort of lady-type he's into. Let's assume he is.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Well if it's been a while then he will be desperate.
I'm in then : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Well, I'm at work
My tolerance levels with a colleague of mine are dropping rapidly so I'm browsing for PS3 games in the approach to christmas.

I can see a pub trip at lunch coming up as well to ease the pain!
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:50, Reply)

Toothache
Agonising, fucking painful toothache. I'm mainlining ibuprofen and paracetamol like there's no tomorrow.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Yuck.
Try swilling the area with soluble aspirin. It'll take the edge off for a couple of minutes. Rinse and repeat.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:56, Reply)

I am about to attend a meeting
that everyone is referring to as The Bear Pit. My grade is going to take the brunt of it. Not fun.
But tonight I'm going to be with my favourite nerds doing nerdy things.
*happies*
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:56, Reply)

good stuff
damn, my meeting person has arrived

catch you all later
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 9:59, Reply)

I am still bloody ill
Although I had excellent "can barely talk" croakiness on the phone to work this morning, Lemsip has pretty much masked all my symptoms so I just feel slightly crappy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:33, Reply)