still no baby
so I'm sulking.

I've got Viz and Private Eye to keep me amused though, so am enjoying what has to be the best top tips/letterbox section in many many years.

Look out for another 'thrilling' update on the morrow...
( ascorbate, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 10:57, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Have you tried
this?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:00, Reply)

no
but the video made me smile - may try it later to scare the neighbours
( ascorbate, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Try jumping up and down.
Maybe the momentum will get him/her going in the right direction.
( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:00, Reply)

That's pretty much my proposal
only with more grunting and thigh-slapping.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:05, Reply)

oh my deary!
maybe all you need is a damned good fart?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:06, Reply)

if only
but it is definitely a baby, not just gas build up. either that or it'll be a sentient fart, plus which it has a heartbeat, and frequently gets hiccups. and kicks.
( ascorbate, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Hate to say it,
but me and my younger brother were both late babies - I was 7 days late and my brother was nearly 12 days late.

have some chocolate - then start the sexing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:22, Reply)

the thing is
with all this 'due date' nonsense is that the doctors initial guesstimate about how pregnant you are could well have been out by a week or so. I know you have to work around a date, but, the baby will arrive in its own good time....

If i were you, i would stop clock watching, and enjoy the silence while you can.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

well
not really - I know exactly when baby was made, so we're working from that date.
It's just getting a bit miserable when all the women I know who were expecting after me have popped their sprogs, and I'm still the size of a fucking whale and haven't slept in a fortnight. I'm not very good at waiting...
( ascorbate, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Well theres your mistake.
You need to work it out from the day of the last period not the day of the sexeh tiems! First babys are often late and they leave you up to two weeks. My Daughter was early buy a week but we ate loads of curries and did loads of sexing to get her out.
( Peej, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:51, Reply)