I'll try to
but I've liked you ever since you said that I might be 'man enough' for you.

You smell like a rhinoceros fart, but I think you'd like a bite of my big kit kat
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:23, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I'm so desperate right now that I'd settle for a finger of fudge.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

You filthy slapper
I meant this one b3ta.com/questions/childishthings/post525264
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I know what you meant you cheeky bugger.

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:37, Reply)

So now you want a cheeky bugger too?
Crikey Beegers, are you insatiable or what?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:38, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:44, Reply)

*slips a finger of fudge in one end*
*buggers the other*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)