In an attempt to prevent Off Topic turning into some kind of fucking Which? magazine or RecoverYourLife
If you had to fuck an animal, which animal would you fuck and why?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 8:59, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Octopus
many hands make light work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:01, Reply)

Oh... Suckers!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:02, Reply)

It's beak could be a little scary...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:03, Reply)

I've heard
that new born calf's give a right good gobble
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:04, Reply)

A Human Female
Because I'm not currently getting any action from one.
( Peej, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:04, Reply)

That's sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:05, Reply)

An anteater.
They have loooooooong tongues.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Fuck off
I'm really hungover.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:07, Reply)

Excellent.
Did you get drunk with the QUIZ MISTRESS?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:09, Reply)

Did she say, you've started so you'll finish.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:10, Reply)

Do you want to phone a friend?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:15, Reply)

Did you get her number then?
Or not, judging by the hangover?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:35, Reply)

A kitten.
Because it's something you'd want to cuddle afterwards.

Cheers Frankie
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 9:35, Reply)

It'd have to be a gibbon
just so on the vinegar strokes it started hollering "OooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO"

My asbo preventing me from going to Twycross zoo expires in 5 months
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:02, Reply)

A Goat
Cos they're sexy fuckers.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:42, Reply)