my favorite thing to do after I take off my shoes at night is crack my toes
/kristine fact #2
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Is that only the second fact?
What's the first? And do you take off your socks too?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:45, Reply)

can't tell you the first fact
and yes, the socks must go as well
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Have you ever tried it with your socks on?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:00, Reply)

sometimes when I'm at work and I'm really stressed and I think 'phwoooaaaIneedtocrackmytoes'
I'll do it secretly behind my desk, socks on.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:02, Reply)

My toes
are among the few joints that I can't consciously crack. I can pick things up with them though (eg, pens, tv remotes etc when I can't be arsed to bend down) Trufact.
(berk, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:09, Reply)

If you're good enough to pick stuff up with them
maybe you'll no longer have the need to bend down?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:14, Reply)

It only really works
for things smaller than the gap between the big toe and the next toe, otherwise you can't grip. So for instance, if I were to drop a satsuma, I would still have to exert myself and bend down because I'm not that much of a gap-toed freak.
(berk, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:23, Reply)

But at least you can pick up small objects.
The larger ones are easier to grab when bending over and reaching.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)

If you do it loud enough, it might attract attention
Or is this your way of attracting attention and therefore your mating call?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:12, Reply)

no :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:13, Reply)

But it would still work if you wanted to attract a toe-cracking fetishist.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:16, Reply)

nope

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Maybe you're just unlucky enough to be the only toe-cracker in your office.
Try cracking your toes in public and see who it attracts.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

I don't want to attract anyone.
I'm done with trying to attract people.
I'd rather be left alone in my toe-crackin' ways.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Oh dear
Couldn't you crack your toes as a cry for help?

Might there not be a toe cracking self help group you could join?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:39, Reply)

I will NEVER GIVE IT UP, YOU HEAR ME?!
*claws at toes in desperate attempt to crack what cannot be cracked*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Please don't be so defensive
I'm trying to help.

Cracking your joints is a perfectly normal human action.

Who amongst us hasn't wanted to crack our toes at some point in our lives? I certainly have.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)

It's really not that bad, honest
just having a bit *sniffle* of a break down here *silent sob*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:51, Reply)

OK Kristine
I feel your pain - truly I do.

Maybe you could just try this for me...crack 'em. Kristine, crack 'em for Jesus.

YEAH! Crack your toes for Jesus, lady!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:58, Reply)

of all the things I've been asked to do for Jesus, cracking my toes has never been one of them

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Well it's about time, then.
He didn't just die on the cross for people with perfectly articulated joints, you know.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Let me guess
The feelings of guilt you had about breaking up your doctor's marriage, and having a spider for a bf got to you.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:39, Reply)

all of the above with added 'arghmenfuckoff'
But I'm going to the beach in two days so hurrah for THAT
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Good for you
And if you take enough whips, you can make it a man-free beach.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:06, Reply)

it already will be
My whips and I will be hanging out in the hotel drinking and reading while the others will be out partying and sexing up random blokes
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)

You could always whip your friend's blokes
and if they're in to that sort of thing, you'll bag yourself a bloke without all the hassle that this usually involves.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:39, Reply)