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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I smell of shower gel and autism and internet lies.
What's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
That depends on the shower gel
I'm guessing you're something of a Dove user?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)
Nope
it's some manly smelling Addidas thing that was cheap in Asda.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:14, Reply)
But your skin is so lovely and soft
do you use mild green fairy liquid on your moobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:15, Reply)
No
Just a pumice stone and unicorn tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:18, Reply)
Where do you get your unicorns?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:24, Reply)
Halfords

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:25, Reply)
Pffft
and if you get an in-corn CD player there, will they fit it for free?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:26, Reply)
Don't be silly
Unicorns are posessed with hooves rather than opposable thumbs and are therefore likely to make a complete bodge of fitting any electrical appliances.

Plus their horns would have a tendency to smash through the windscreen if they even attempt the fitting anyway.

And they can't get overalls to fit either. So your comment above is meaningless. MEANINGLESS, I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:32, Reply)
You've got the wrong end of the stick
I was asking whether the Halfords employees would fit a CD player to your unicorn.

Have some more porridge oats, granddad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:33, Reply)
Oh
I thought you'd just spelt unicorn wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:37, Reply)
I NEVER spell ANYTHING wrong
I am the God of all spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:42, Reply)

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