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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I smell of:
Original Source Mint shower gel covering a faint whiff of stale semen and self-hatred.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
A bit like me then.
Minus the semen.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:33, Reply)
Minus the semen?
I question that ;)
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:39, Reply)
I haven't been near any semen for months now : (
Unless you count that tramp that brushed past me the other day.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:45, Reply)
Want me to send you some?

(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)
I'm tempted.

(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)
I'll just come in this envelope
*huunnnnggh*

What's your address?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)
No thanks.
I shall hold on to the modicum of self-respect I have now until some other guy comes along to rid me of it.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:57, Reply)
Awww...
You can have my one and only online hug for that

*hug*
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:58, Reply)
Aww, self respect, the last defence of monkeysex's potential victim.

(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:15, Reply)
Sexiest answer so far^
I love the way the mint shower gel makes your balls tingle when I'm licking them
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)
They always tingle when you're around
Like Spiderman anticipating a brutal prison rape.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:37, Reply)
Haha!

(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:44, Reply)
how many of us have used mint source shower gel this morning?
seems like a few
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:44, Reply)
Not me, I used Imperial Leather For Men
but I do love the old tingly balls
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:44, Reply)
I always do
And their shaving gel as well. Leaves me with a tingly head on a crisp autumn morning.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:55, Reply)
I've used the shaving gel before
it's good stuff.

I always use the shower gel too. nothing else hits the spot.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:00, Reply)

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