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I smell of:
Original Source Mint shower gel covering a faint whiff of stale semen and self-hatred.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:32,
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A bit like me then.
Minus the semen.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:33,
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Minus the semen?
I question that ;)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:39,
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I haven't been near any semen for months now : (
Unless you count that tramp that brushed past me the other day.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:45,
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Want me to send you some?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:49,
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I'm tempted.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:54,
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I'll just come in this envelope
*huunnnnggh*
What's your address?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:54,
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No thanks.
I shall hold on to the modicum of self-respect I have now until some other guy comes along to rid me of it.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:57,
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Awww...
You can have my one and only online hug for that
*hug*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:58,
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Aww, self respect, the last defence of monkeysex's potential victim.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:15,
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Sexiest answer so far^
I love the way the mint shower gel makes your balls tingle
when I'm licking them
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:34,
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They always tingle when you're around
Like Spiderman anticipating a brutal prison rape.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:37,
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Haha!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:44,
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Not me, I used Imperial Leather For Men
but I do love the old tingly balls
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:44,
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I always do
And their shaving gel as well. Leaves me with a tingly head on a crisp autumn morning.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:55,
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