Oi!
I have multicoloured hair.

The top is brown and the underneath is rainbow coloured.

You're mean.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was particularly going for the bleached top and dark underneath
as there are a number of new starters in my office sporting the look, and they'd all look a shitload better with normal hair
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Normal?!
NORMAL?! I laugh in the face of your 'norms' because I am individual and unique in every way. Just like every other emo kid with multicoloured hair and a lip ring.

I'm getting a bit old for it now though, should probably give into normalcy again.

(Is normalcy a word?)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:30, Reply)

normality?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:32, Reply)

naa, fuck it
do what feels right, as long as it doesn't look shit.

that was my main point. I often see people and wonder if they thought they looked good when they left the house.

I am quite horribly vain though. and judgemental
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:34, Reply)

and smug

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I think you should point that out again

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Is your corset multicoloured too?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)

O. M. G.
Why have I never thought of making a multicoloured corset?

I am on that motherfucker. I shall name it The Al.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:31, Reply)

YES!
I shall be immortalised against womens heaving bosoms. I like it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Your boobal desires are going CRAZY today Al!

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Nope, just everyday breastal yearning levels here.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:34, Reply)

You'll regret it
when you see fat goths wearing them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Even fat goth tits are tits
and if I've got to step up to the plate and take one for the team by having their tits squeezed against me, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Can we make an effort to propagate the word "Boobal"?
Boobal: adj. descriptive of, or in reference to, boobs, norks, tits, jubblies, chesticles or shoulder-boulders.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:36, Reply)

I will spread the boobal word
like so many common stds.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Is that to say there are common STDs
and then slightly-more-middle-class STDs, like Stephen Fry might catch?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I think so
Herpes is common. Syphillis is much more well-to-do. Queen Victoria's husband had syphillis, it's the STD of the gentry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Hurrah!
I tell people that having a degree in English means one is qualified to make up words as and when is necessary.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I think it makes it quite poetic as well,
you can use the gift of assonance to describe a good lady's "Boobal Baubles"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I'm right behind this
and in front of it too

I'm trying to spread the use of "well-hung" to describe something good as well. Not taken off just yet.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Kick him in the nads.

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)

TITS him in the nads

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I'm pretty sure
Tits isn't a verb.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:31, Reply)

not with that attitude

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

TITS can be anything you want them to be
they're amazing like that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:34, Reply)

They can be hills,
bouncy balls,
beans bags,
pillows,
or just somewhere warm and cosy to park one's todger.

Or, you know, used for feeding your infant offspring if you're feeling really kinky...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)