What is it with the two tone hair?
Do the women who sport this look not realise they look fucking stupid?

looking like a skunk (at best) is not a good look
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:33, 83 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't know Pepe Le'Pew was quite a hit with the ladies.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

As were all those black cats
that got run over by the white line painting vans
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)

you've got it the wrong way round
he was always sleazing up to black lady cats who had inadvertantly had a white stripe painted down their back.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:35, Reply)

*points while touching nose*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I was thinking of the episode where he made himself a love potion.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Skunkwank in a jar?
My favourite episode
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

How comes when I black up, I can't get the elbony honiez?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Get with it Vips, you old bastard.
Dye your beard.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)

tempting
but no
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

You're so smugly wrong here
some of the laydeez with the two colours in their hair can look quite attractive.

Some of them still look like your mum mind, so you're half right.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)

if it's done Rogue style then I agree
but the top shorter layer bleached blonde, with the natural or dyed dark underneath just looks shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:48, Reply)

If all the women with two tone hair were Rogue (from the comics, not the pre pubescent film version)
I would forgive them all.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

forgive cover in jism
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

"I would cover in jism them all"
"Cover them all, I would, in jism"

I like where you're going with this, it's getting quite Shakespearian
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I meant it to say "cover them all in jism"
but left the interpretation up to the reader
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:14, Reply)

'Ultimate' Rogue
She's pretty damn fit.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)

two tone? like hi-lights?
or cruella deville?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

oh god,
Last friday night at work - a woman sat down and I swear it was like Cruella Deville's fatter, aussie sister. It was hideous.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:00, Reply)

If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:08, Reply)

trust me - this woman scared me more then the huntsman I found living in my chest of drawers today.
and that's saying something.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)

A fucking massive spider, males of which have been known to achieve legspans of 250-300mm?
(Sorry, I'm a pathetic arachnophobe at the best of times...and that's based on growing up with the poxy little spiders you get in Britain...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:24, Reply)

They've been at it for a while
When I was in 2nd year at university, there was a girl in halls who had two tone hair. She had long hair - the lower two thirds of which was dark brown and the few inches near the root was blonde.

We called her Guinness, as that's what her hairstyle reminded us of.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Could she just not afford to dye it more than once in her life?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

She was student scum, so no
She probably died it with bleach and lemons in the first place
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

bleach spunk
lemons spunk
the first place up her manky vadge.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Yum

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Also
It's dyed, not died you massive twat.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:49, Reply)

May I refer you to this comment just a few threads below?
I NEVER spell ANYTHING wrong
I am the God of all spelling


copyright Monkeysex
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Oh, I dunno
I used to have a bleached blond mohican with black tips. Mind, this was 20 years ago.

Trendsetter, that's me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

You were the coolest 30 year old around.

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:52, Reply)

I was 18 you naughty London type.
That's the last time I'm helping you out with employment rights stuff!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:00, Reply)

:(

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

: )

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Tr B sett
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Pfffft
wonderfully smug strikethrough.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I aim to please

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Oh Vipros
Don't make me travel all the way to yokelsville just to shave your beard off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Did you mean to write "me" instead of "you" there?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I did yeah.
Surreptitious b3ta-ing at work be cursed!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

he probably meant to write "you"
because I don't live in yokelsville
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Mohican
THUS SPAKE THE REAL GOD OF ALL SPELLING
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

I thought it looked wrong
Cheers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

In the States
where they really should know, they call it a Mohawk (a sticking up style) - actual Mohican hair lay flat I believe.

/hairtedium
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I have two-tone hair!
The attempt was to look a bit Debbie Harry-ish. Oh well.
( fannycradock, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:56, Reply)

maybe we need to judge the success of your hair style?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Please don't.
It looks more like a foxy Rod Hull.
( fannycradock, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

you tease
you really know how to get a man going. That's everyone's dream!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Really?
SCORE!
( fannycradock, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:09, Reply)

A foxy decaying corpse which molests small children?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Seriously,
Where are you hiding?
( fannycradock, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Did you dye your head hair
or your mimsy hair?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

My cunt is proper Heart of Glass.
FACT.
( fannycradock, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Bleached Blonde?
Does that not burn?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:11, Reply)

it burns good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Like happy gonnorhea

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:15, Reply)

hello new sig!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Oi!
I have multicoloured hair.

The top is brown and the underneath is rainbow coloured.

You're mean.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I was particularly going for the bleached top and dark underneath
as there are a number of new starters in my office sporting the look, and they'd all look a shitload better with normal hair
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Normal?!
NORMAL?! I laugh in the face of your 'norms' because I am individual and unique in every way. Just like every other emo kid with multicoloured hair and a lip ring.

I'm getting a bit old for it now though, should probably give into normalcy again.

(Is normalcy a word?)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:30, Reply)

normality?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:32, Reply)

naa, fuck it
do what feels right, as long as it doesn't look shit.

that was my main point. I often see people and wonder if they thought they looked good when they left the house.

I am quite horribly vain though. and judgemental
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:34, Reply)

and smug

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I think you should point that out again

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Is your corset multicoloured too?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)

O. M. G.
Why have I never thought of making a multicoloured corset?

I am on that motherfucker. I shall name it The Al.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:31, Reply)

YES!
I shall be immortalised against womens heaving bosoms. I like it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Your boobal desires are going CRAZY today Al!

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Nope, just everyday breastal yearning levels here.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:34, Reply)

You'll regret it
when you see fat goths wearing them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Even fat goth tits are tits
and if I've got to step up to the plate and take one for the team by having their tits squeezed against me, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Can we make an effort to propagate the word "Boobal"?
Boobal: adj. descriptive of, or in reference to, boobs, norks, tits, jubblies, chesticles or shoulder-boulders.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:36, Reply)

I will spread the boobal word
like so many common stds.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Is that to say there are common STDs
and then slightly-more-middle-class STDs, like Stephen Fry might catch?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I think so
Herpes is common. Syphillis is much more well-to-do. Queen Victoria's husband had syphillis, it's the STD of the gentry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Hurrah!
I tell people that having a degree in English means one is qualified to make up words as and when is necessary.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I think it makes it quite poetic as well,
you can use the gift of assonance to describe a good lady's "Boobal Baubles"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I'm right behind this
and in front of it too

I'm trying to spread the use of "well-hung" to describe something good as well. Not taken off just yet.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Kick him in the nads.

( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)

TITS him in the nads

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I'm pretty sure
Tits isn't a verb.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:31, Reply)

not with that attitude

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

TITS can be anything you want them to be
they're amazing like that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:34, Reply)

They can be hills,
bouncy balls,
beans bags,
pillows,
or just somewhere warm and cosy to park one's todger.

Or, you know, used for feeding your infant offspring if you're feeling really kinky...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)