Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:08, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I actually
left work on time today, I was home just after half five. I watched a bit of top gear and then didn't know what the hell to do with myself.
How're you today spakka?
(berk, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:15, Reply)

Greetings berk of the borked
I was a bit naughty today and came in just a bit too late to leave at the time I wanted. But that didn't stop me from sneaking out when I wanted. Needed to get my bike back before the repair-shop closed.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:18, Reply)

hello mistaspakkaman

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:18, Reply)

Hey. It's Kristine!

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:19, Reply)

indeed
♥ MⁱS_tA^Sp_Ak^Ka_Ma^N ♥
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:23, Reply)

X    Krist^{iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii}nę!     X
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:26, Reply)

good gracious *spluffs*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:31, Reply)

Hee
that makes it look like you have a boob in your name.
(berk, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:33, Reply)

if it only had a nipple

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:33, Reply)

No Problem
X    Kristii^{iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii}iinę!     X
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:42, Reply)

best
post
EVER
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:44, Reply)

^
this. I wholeheartedly agree that this is win.

lol. I originally wrote whorehearted
(berk, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:46, Reply)

thems fightin words
we gon fight
then have make up bummings
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Meanwhile, here's yours
ßƏᵳʞ
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Either that or your name is a caterpillar walking from one kiss to the next.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:46, Reply)

Evening Berk, Kristine and Spakka ;-)
manly hugs all round!
*musters last of energy and hugs all manfully and collapses in purple armchair from having sandblasted all day and being jiggered*

what's the crack, Jack?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Evening b69
* hugs *

* falls in armchair from all that residual jiggering *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:53, Reply)

ahhhhhhh man, i'm so pooped...
you could splice my dna with that of a deck and call it a poop-deck.
it's very punishing work, that there sandblasting!
i've got a big compressor, like you see by the sides of roads and on building sites, in the back lane. good old diesel power!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:58, Reply)

You could create an army of hybrid ship-components and shitters and take control of an empire of maritime toilets.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:17, Reply)

with 145psi sandblasting fingers!
erasing all trace of mine enemies!!!
vapourising evil and intolerance wherever i chug!
leaving happy feeding seagulls in my wake...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:24, Reply)

goooood aftahnooooooon blaireau69

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:56, Reply)

alright?
fettle?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:05, Reply)

feeling a bit vintage today
you?

I really have no idea what fettle means
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:11, Reply)

and i don't really know what you mean by vintage!
how's your' fettle is an enquiry as to one's general state of kilter.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)

oh that's how you answer? by using another word I don't know?
are you playing 'lets confuse the american' ?

edit: vintage=old
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Nah!
We're playing "Let's flummox the Yank".
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

cunt
I'm going to fuck your shit right up
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:26, Reply)

But you're too bamboozled for a pagga right now.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Pagga!!!
going all the way back to 1981 there, folks...
i thought that was just a northern thing.
where did you learn it?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:32, Reply)

The last time someone asked what it meant
to explain it, they made an analogy involving what would happen if the Oxford/Cambridge boat-race was a tie.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Pile-On!!!
Get Among It!

LOL god, the vernacular language of secondary school ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I sort of missed out on that
Being schooled abroad, we didn't know much dialect-slang, but as I was co-educated with pupils of other nationalities, we borrowed words from eachothers' languages and used them as slang.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:47, Reply)

thems was fightin words
we gon fight
then have make up bummings
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:34, Reply)

yeah, i'd guessed...
no confusion intended...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:25, Reply)

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)

honest injunn!
no fooling!
so anyway, how's your fettle?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:30, Reply)

better than yesterday, ta
how's yours?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:34, Reply)

it's been a really productive day. very happy.
Gronzo and i were sanblasting the sandstone flags that will become the kitchen floor in the house i have been re-inventing for my family and i.
looking good;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Fettle = mood

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:18, Reply)

that's right, spoil my fun...
anyway, y'aaarlreeet pettle?
and thine other half be okay?
send my regards.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Aw, this reminds me of the lovely Geordie lady at work.
She's awesome.
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:42, Reply)

I seemed to have once discovered a mini-Geordieland nestled somewhere in West Yorkshire

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:43, Reply)

A hoy hoy!
I have soft pretzels and chocolate sauce, and my god they are wonderful. NOM.
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Hoy Mal!
As long as they aren't the salted pretzels, that is all of teh nom!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Those salted chocolate coated crunchy little ones you used to be able to get
are made of nom. These are big, soft, plain ones.
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Nom
But then again, most plain things + chocolate sauce = win.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Very true, good sir.
All nommed now.
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:32, Reply)

All this talk of chocolate sauce
is all of a sudden making me think of the QOTW from a few weeks back.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Which one?

( Maladicta, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:37, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/foodsex/
Or it could theoretically involve this one too - www.b3ta.com/questions/mobiles/
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:38, Reply)

right, you lovely folks...
i reaqlly am kernacked, so i'm off to brush my teeth and crawl up the wooden hill to bedfordshire.
tomorrow will be the 4th 7:30am start this week.
but all the hard work is showing!!!
soon we will sleep in our own beds in our own house.
soon...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:51, Reply)

kernacked
Is that a fancy way of spelling 'naked'?

But don't let the Bedfordshire buggers snap.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:55, Reply)

x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Uhm
Hello? I gather this is the place to chat if you like nice things, and /talk scares me only slightly more than /b/. How is everyone?
(stimpy, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Greetings Stimpy
And welcome to Home Sweet Home. Here, we talk random bollocks and whatever's on our minds (but not necessarily in that order), and unlike most other threads, we're not bounded by things such as topic. These threads are best described as a Bohemian Concept-Soup.

And have a * hug *.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Yay!
I like hugs. I want one now, but the boys are out tonight. I like this place :) How are things with you, Misterspakkaman?
(stimpy, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Fine thanks
Just flitting randomly between b3ta, BBC News, MSN, and waiting for a phonecall from a friend.

* gives out another hug *

And yourself?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:32, Reply)