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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Still no baby.
Yesterday my doctor said it would be at least another month before the little bastard bundle of joy crawls out of my uterus. Then this morning I woke up with my mucus plug stuck to my knee and the sound of gurgling emanating from my womb, so I think he's on his way. Wish me luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:13, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Is it mine?
We have gazzed a couple of times without protection.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:17, Reply)
I'll check to see if he has lesbian tendencies when he arrives.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:20, Reply)
And big feet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:24, Reply)
He's certainly got a hefty kick.
My bladder has never been so bruised.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:27, Reply)
Well not since the incident in the prison showers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:30, Reply)
I've never looked at Big Tone in the same way since.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:33, Reply)
He speaks highly of you though.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:37, Reply)
He has no choice after you bit his scrotum off
whatever happened to the nice BGB I used to know?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:41, Reply)
Swallowing a pair of testicles will do that to a woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:42, Reply)
No, it was before that
she changed. It's never going to be the same now.

*cries a little*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:43, Reply)
She realised all men are bastards.
*fights the power*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:45, Reply)
I am only 6.7% bastard.
I have a certificate and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:46, Reply)
You're safe then.
Anyone over 10% gets a kick in the nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:52, Reply)
Yeah! Bastards!
*throws things at men*

I'm with you Sista!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:46, Reply)
No plug?
Hopefully the little mite will just plop out now, like water flowing down a drain :0)
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:54, Reply)
That made me chuckle.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:06, Reply)

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