if you want us to bite we want fingernails down the back
oooh not a rulebreaker. Doing unexpected stuff is one of the best things.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Fingernails just happens anyway
Even when you're a pair of normals.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Not if you're my ex
if she was a Little Miss she'd have been Little Miss Vanilla Sex
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Could it not be coaxed out of her?
I was a late starter. Maybe she was too. A lot of people don't know they need the dark side.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:48, Reply)

it's most enjoyable showing them that they do
:-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Fuckin ell
Is everyone at it on OT??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Currently, no.
I'm at work.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

You know what i meant
You bellend!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Also no
I'm single, nearly everyone I know is taken. Although am going on a datey type thing with a friend tomorrow so things are looking up.
I take it you're getting plenty of biting fun :-(
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Ooh, a date!
I hope she's a minx. I won't be getting any bites for weeeeeeeks. Which brings us dangerously close to Halloween and my imminent dumping.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Dumping?
Are you in a failed relationship, or pooing once a month?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

I dunno what i'm in
but I have previously predicted 31st october as the day it is snatched away from me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Awww
that's my birthday, so I'll raise a drink in your honour
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Ta la

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

None for weeks?!
I take it ripping up beermats is something you do then?
Why 31st October? Does he plan to leave you for a werewolf?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I don't rip up beermats
I go to my local tabernacle and I sing* (lie)
I dunno why. That's the date I have in my head.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I am
your replies turn me on
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Bert
Everything turns you on
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Not everything
Fearne Cotton turns my stomach
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I agree

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Acquiescence
makes me SICK
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Yeah, tell me about it!

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I had trouble
coaxing her out of her clothes let alone persuading her to do anything apart from missionary.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)

She needs an older gentlman to show her the ropes
most girls are a little bit uptight, then they find some guy in his thirties and all hell breaks loose
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Not necessarily.
Sometimes it's a hot young thang that shows a gal the 'ropes'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Sometimes
but learning from somebody with experience is always a good thing. Two young things with no experience or confidence fumbling like buffoons is just daft
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Cocky young buck with plenty of experience.
That'll do nicely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Hi

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Hahah
Feck awf!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Actually
there is a lot to be said for youthful stamina and energy. My libido has died down massively in the last year. I'm almost normal now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I'm hoping mine remains strong long enough
to enjoy the boost that women apparently get in their 30s
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I was enjoying that
in my early twenties. It's all downhill from here for me, I'm down from 20 wanks a night to barely 5
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)

good god
are you not fit to burst?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)

It really kicks off in the forties.
*sigh*
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:07, Reply)

bit of a cruel twist really
lamentably, from going from one long term relationship immediately into another I missed my opportunity to screw around, including missing out on older women

*sadface*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Don't fret on it.
You have a long and happy relationship with the Mrs and leave all the sexual shenanigans to us emotional cripples.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I try not to
there are a few things I haven't done, like having a one night stand, but I can't imagine I'd enjoy that anyway particularly, and the other few things I haven't done I'm sure I will get to, so it doesn't bother me.

fortunately mrs V is really rather good in bed, and open to persuasion
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Does it?
I need to lock myself up before that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

and I need to hang around to see what happens

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Like the pest you are

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

it's not being a pest
if you want it
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I'm a long way off 40
Halloween's merely weeks away though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

you sound quite fond of him
does he know all this?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Shh.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I hope she's happy
Wherever she is.
I imagine she's ripping up beermats somewhere.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Or playing with her
my little ponies.
There's a reason why she's an ex.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:52, Reply)