plus you'd be considered as copying sylvia plath

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Imagine the shame.
I'm scared to go into the kitchen in case my head thinks it's oven-time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:58, Reply)

gas mark 6
40 minutes...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Oi don't!
There's hypnotism in the air. You might make me do it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:05, Reply)

haha
oven-time.
mc plath- stop. oven time
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Haha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:06, Reply)

properlol!
good one!
appeals purrfectly to my present state of mind...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Oh my god!
Subliminal message telling me to put the cat's head in the oven too...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:31, Reply)

not quite what i was sugesting but i don't think i could stop you from here ;-)
i could talk you down...
put the kitty on the floor and step away from the oven ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:34, Reply)

I'm too sleepy to do myself in
And the cat's legged it anyway. Thanks though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:39, Reply)

10 minutes of QI
then i'm off to bed.
have done heroic work these last 3 days, shifting and sandblasting sandstone flags and a marhoosive piece of very old pitch-pine (the genuine ancient canadian) which came from a building built in 1798 in Kipford in south west scotland.
i've never been afraid of hard work, but the last 8 months have really taken me close to my limits. i'm under great pressure to get this house finished and get us moved in, my brother-in-law has been VERY patient and now wants his spare house back, if you catch my drift?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:55, Reply)

Furk
Well done. Nearly there kidda.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:00, Reply)

the whole project has been 3 effing years dude!
i need a fucking break, i tells thee ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:10, Reply)

I know.
I can't even paint the spare room. I commend thee. But seriously, the end is nigh.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:12, Reply)

its 'Kippford'
sorry but it is
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:16, Reply)

You said
purrfectly...with the oven...
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:46, Reply)

You saw it too.
He fucking did, didn't he.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:49, Reply)

No, but then again
we can't all be amazing.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:50, Reply)

What?
You've hurt my head. What?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:52, Reply)

I got it, you got it, he didn't.
us=amazing
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:54, Reply)

Oh. Yes. Of course.
*has ruined amazingness by being slow on the uptake*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:56, Reply)

since it's your first offence
I'll just give you a written warning.
Next time I'm afraid I'll have to discipline you.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:03, Reply)

Pack that in!
Right now!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:07, Reply)