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whats your best reason to keep your head out the oven
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:46, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Warm air makes my hair frizzy.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:27, Reply)

try whispering then

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:18, Reply)

My missus' knockers
Mostly.

:)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Yay for undiscovered double D's.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Excellent reason

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:32, Reply)

the reason keeping my head out of the oven: I haven't got a reason to put my head in there

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:42, Reply)

baking croissants are we?
fuck off
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:15, Reply)

Friendly cunt today aren't we?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:20, Reply)

This!

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:53, Reply)

my reason for keeping my head out of the oven
I dont have an oven
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Main reason for keeping my head out of the oven
Natural gas isn't poisonous.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:29, Reply)

WTF?
?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:31, Reply)

the best reason ever...she will be 3 in december...
which is reason enough...
and 2ndmrsblaireau (whom some of yous have met) will be 27 in february...
2 very good reasons!

despite all the shit that is going on at the moment i know that i am one lucky guy!

;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:30, Reply)

she was very nice

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:33, Reply)

its electric
and would take fucking ages
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:33, Reply)

Nothing's going to make me put my lovely tiny head in the fucking oven.
I'm telling you that for nothing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:42, Reply)

that's noit strictly true
someone not me though could grab you and force your head into the oven
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:51, Reply)

You know what I mean
I won't be choosing to put my head in the oven. It's really small and it makes nice sounds and all my thoughts are in there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:54, Reply)

plus you'd be considered as copying sylvia plath

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Imagine the shame.
I'm scared to go into the kitchen in case my head thinks it's oven-time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:58, Reply)

gas mark 6
40 minutes...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Oi don't!
There's hypnotism in the air. You might make me do it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:05, Reply)

haha
oven-time.
mc plath- stop. oven time
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Haha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:06, Reply)

properlol!
good one!
appeals purrfectly to my present state of mind...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Oh my god!
Subliminal message telling me to put the cat's head in the oven too...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:31, Reply)

not quite what i was sugesting but i don't think i could stop you from here ;-)
i could talk you down...
put the kitty on the floor and step away from the oven ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:34, Reply)

I'm too sleepy to do myself in
And the cat's legged it anyway. Thanks though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:39, Reply)

10 minutes of QI
then i'm off to bed.
have done heroic work these last 3 days, shifting and sandblasting sandstone flags and a marhoosive piece of very old pitch-pine (the genuine ancient canadian) which came from a building built in 1798 in Kipford in south west scotland.
i've never been afraid of hard work, but the last 8 months have really taken me close to my limits. i'm under great pressure to get this house finished and get us moved in, my brother-in-law has been VERY patient and now wants his spare house back, if you catch my drift?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:55, Reply)

Furk
Well done. Nearly there kidda.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:00, Reply)

the whole project has been 3 effing years dude!
i need a fucking break, i tells thee ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:10, Reply)

I know.
I can't even paint the spare room. I commend thee. But seriously, the end is nigh.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:12, Reply)

its 'Kippford'
sorry but it is
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:16, Reply)

You said
purrfectly...with the oven...
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:46, Reply)

You saw it too.
He fucking did, didn't he.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:49, Reply)

No, but then again
we can't all be amazing.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:50, Reply)

What?
You've hurt my head. What?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:52, Reply)

I got it, you got it, he didn't.
us=amazing
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:54, Reply)

Oh. Yes. Of course.
*has ruined amazingness by being slow on the uptake*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:56, Reply)

since it's your first offence
I'll just give you a written warning.
Next time I'm afraid I'll have to discipline you.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:03, Reply)

Pack that in!
Right now!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:07, Reply)

I still belive that everything will work out in the end .
That, and my lovely supply of pain pills that fills me with snuggle wuggle warmth.

I sware, I reckon I would love smack, which is why I would never try it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:15, Reply)

Oh Gonz
You are so sensible and yet so loveable at the same time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:24, Reply)

Thank you, you should totally let me have a quicky with your misses.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:45, Reply)

Touching myself still feels SOOOOO good
Once that stops its the oven for me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:32, Reply)

Ovens
are fucking shit!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:52, Reply)

It gets fucking hot in there.
And I quite like being alive to annoy people.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:27, Reply)

Credit crunch?
Meh.

Also, your mum
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 4:42, Reply)