I'd like to know what happened to the other orange toed sock I used to have
I've only got one hanging around my drawer now.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I ate it
It tasted of bacon
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:24, Reply)

I'd like to know what makes you think you're so special
You're such a pissy little whinging bitch, every time anyone has the audacity to question your childishly offensive behaviour you keep banging on and on about it. If you dish it out, you have to learn to take it, frankly it's embarrassing that you can't hold an argument on your own without having to get your little posse of backup singers to weigh in.

Gettting a group of people to have a go at someone doesn't make your views and more valid, it just makes you look more of a spineless tosser. Christ knows, you used to be quite funny a while ago when you actually put some effort into your posts, your gutless whinging that everything here has got boring should really be directed at yourself. There's no-one else to blame here.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:28, Reply)

O HAPPY DAY CHEESES IS HERE
*Bows down to the great fromage*

*Laughs like a mong on ketamine*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Errrrrm, well, thanks for the roundabout compliment
However, I don't recall ever rounding up a mob to support anything I've written on this site. Also, being criticised by someone's second account, that kind of undermines your point doesn't it?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:36, Reply)

It's a wonderful coincidence
that when you start laying into someone, all your little friends suddenly appear to back you up. Now, you can deny this all you like, but I think you know in all honesty that as soon as you think you might be on a losing streak you're straight onto the gaz, in fact, I suspect you're the kind of person who probably starts sending text messages.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:41, Reply)

gets popcorn

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I'm not sure being called a pissy whinging bitch and a spineless tosser
is that much of a compliment, no matter how backhanded Al.

I wonder how many people have second account still.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:42, Reply)

I was choosing to ignore that bit
and focus on the last lines where cheeses said I used to be funny.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Well then MAKE WITH THE FUNNY, ALTHEGEORDIE
And make it good or someone's meat puppet will crawl up the stairs and eat your toes as you sleep.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Well, as long as they leave my fucking socks alone

(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Fucking socks?
Do you mean the ones you wank into?
( thealternativefact, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:56, Reply)

No, those are quite obviously called my wanking socks

(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:58, Reply)

So fucking socks really are for fucking?
Thank god your dick doesn't work properly then - we don't want any out-of-wedlock disasters.
( thealternativefact, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Where do you think your wotsit stained sock went to?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:02, Reply)

I reckon you nicked it
last time you were round mind. Now it spends most of it's time being frotted madly over the front of your pants.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:03, Reply)

That was my cover story
I gave it to cheeses. Fuck knows what's happened to it now. Poor sock, it lived a short but smelly life :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Blousie to the rescue.
Cue Wagner.

Da da da da da, da da da da da, da da da da da, da da da da

No one calls my pal Al a pissy winging bitch but me.

Fuck off cheesy.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Yeah, that told them.
POW
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:02, Reply)

BGB has totally forgiven me for being such a cunt.
I may have to forgive her for daring to question me now.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Really? blimey she forgives easily
I wouldn't have.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:05, Reply)

That's becuase you're cold hearted
and cruel. Like me, but with nice tits and a lovely smile.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Rubbish!
I love your tits.
( thealternativefact, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:08, Reply)

And he's got a great smile
when his face doesn't fuck it up.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I am it's true. I'm a cold hearted cunt who doesn't give a shit about anyone or anything.
YAY ME.

Christ I miss alcohol.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)

You are one of the few people
who actually had the balls to point out just what a cock he was being, and what was his reaction? He got in a big strop and, surprise surprise, kept on banging on and on about it.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:09, Reply)

So what took you so long Cheeses?
Been out having a life? NOT ONLINE?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Amazing as it must seem to most of the mouth breathers on here
yes, I don't get the chance to read this site as often as certain individuals, and this is one of the few occasions when I've actually been around to point to althegeordie just what a hypocritical dick he's become.

I think it's rather sad that the immediate assumption that when someone new turns up that they are a second account says a lot about the people throwing those accusations around.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:15, Reply)

It's a sad indictment of the times that we live in
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:23, Reply)